So, where do you hide your toys?

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So, where do you hide your toys?

Demonise Demonise
Interesting ideas, might get them to practice, hehe
07/12/2012
sunsirrupt sunsirrupt
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Originally posted by Roz W
Bedside drawer, but I'm going to need more options soon. Might try "foot locker" situation at the head of my bed. If I can find a pretty toolbox-type case, that would be neat. I sometimes hang a purselike bag from a hook on the wall. ...
The ropes on the wall-- that's genius!!! I will have to keep that one in mind!

As for me, I've just got a drawstring bag I keep my two bullets, two pairs of cuffs, and some other goodies in. (I just keep the bag on a shelf in my closet) I want to get the Lockable Sex Toy Case though! I have a box similar to that one that I used for a while, but for some reason it wouldn't stay completely closed and threatened to open whenever company was over.
08/19/2012
kitty1949 kitty1949
I have a $7 box I got from the dollar store. I keep them in there.
08/19/2012
Undecided Undecided
Mine are out in the open don't want to see them don't go in my room and don't look in the door as you walk by
08/20/2012
sweet and inocent sweet and inocent
I have two wooden boxes one to share with him and one for my own play time; stored in different rooms
09/25/2012
Molly Adams Molly Adams
I keep mine in a closed drawer or in a bag under the bed...we do frequently have people over, and have nosy family members...but I've gotten over the stress of them finding anything, since they'd have to be PRETTY out of line to stumble onto any of the toys.

Now...when I forget them in the bathroom post-cleaning? That's on me.
09/29/2012
EverlastingPandora EverlastingPandora
I humorously have a bag which I call my Sin Bag, and it consists of having everything in a bag in a bag in a bag in a bag behind a piano underneath something like a table or bed. They were still discovered but never mentioned.
11/25/2012
table38792 table38792
Under the bed in a simple box for cleanliness/organizati on. I don't hide them but I do keep them out of sight. If anyone finds them, I think they should be embarrassed not me
11/25/2012
Cat E. Cat E.
Mine are in a cardboard box in the closet.
11/25/2012
KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
I have them scattered in hiding places all over the house. I have atleast one in every room of the house.
11/25/2012
spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by Molly Adams
I keep mine in a closed drawer or in a bag under the bed...we do frequently have people over, and have nosy family members...but I've gotten over the stress of them finding anything, since they'd have to be PRETTY out of line to stumble onto ...
I almost got busted by forgetting I'd left a toy in the bathroom once! Fortunately, I managed to run (literally) up the stairs and stuff it down my pants just a couple of seconds before my guest walked in!

We keep our toys hidden, mainly in two places: beside the bed inside my nightstand and also under a layer of clothes in our locking cedar chest at the foot of the bed. When family is staying with us, I move the toys from the nightstand into the cedar chest and then lock it.

One nosy uncle tried to open the chest. I told him I'd lost the key! He wanted me to get a locksmith to open it--fortunately his wife told him to leave it alone!
11/26/2012
EverlastingPandora EverlastingPandora
Quote:
Originally posted by Molly Adams
I keep mine in a closed drawer or in a bag under the bed...we do frequently have people over, and have nosy family members...but I've gotten over the stress of them finding anything, since they'd have to be PRETTY out of line to stumble onto ...
If they did, I doubt that they would say anything. I've had my things discovered (I noticed the shifted items and the fact that my cuffs were out), and the person that went through them to this day has never said a single thing.
11/28/2012
invisiblehat invisiblehat
I put mine on top of my closet. If someone's looking there, they have some explaining to do.
11/28/2012
Voldemort Voldemort
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Originally posted by CafeSabroso
My toys generally reside in the nightstand (more of a night cabinet) next to my bed. Haven't had any troubles with people being sneaky. I have accidentally left toys out though and grabbed them while guests weren't looking. When you reach ...
xD Indeed it does. So far all my toys reside in a some what large, black leather bag. I put beside my bed, or on the side of my cabinet. People just think I use it for my android and necessities. Heehee. Little do they know though.
01/17/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
I don't hide them per se. Most are just in my room and others respect my privacy.
01/17/2013
dm dm
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Originally posted by x203
Where do you hide em? Has anyone ever found them? Any funny spots/coverups you've used?
in a computer bag with a lock on it. I slide it under the bed. Never a problem.
01/18/2013
Herzer Herzer
The only toy out ours anyone has ever seen is our glass candy cane. I put it on the Christmas tree during a party. My wife choked on her wine when she saw it. Everyone else just thought it was another ornament.
03/08/2013
captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by x203
Where do you hide em? Has anyone ever found them? Any funny spots/coverups you've used?
in a toy chest locked..when i was younger my cousin found one lol
03/08/2013
Firemenlafd2 Firemenlafd2
Quote:
Originally posted by x203
Where do you hide em? Has anyone ever found them? Any funny spots/coverups you've used?
never had any found... Um hide away chest or dressers
03/08/2013
Tibby Tibby
Quote:
Originally posted by x203
Where do you hide em? Has anyone ever found them? Any funny spots/coverups you've used?
Bottom drawer of my dresser in a box for keeping files and in the bottom drawer of my night stand in a recycle libary bag. Needless to say my sister came in my room looking to borrow clothes and it resulted in an awkward conversation.
03/08/2013
edeneve edeneve
I have drawers to store my toys & I don't really have to hide them since I live alone.
03/10/2013
Badonk Badonk
underwear drawer
04/13/2013
jessi2 jessi2
I leave my magic wand under my bed, with a bed skirt. We use an entire dresser drawer to store most of our toys in their proper containers.

When i was in high school and still lived at home, I kept my love vibrator stashed between my mattress and box spring.

I have had one set of friends who were drinking at my house and had heard of our drawer. They wanted to go search for it. They found it!!! I turned red, they were jealous though!
04/14/2013
gsfanatic gsfanatic
In a bag under the bed, it's handy and blends in with the other luggage
04/14/2013
Apate Apate
Either sorted into cheap colorful photo boxes stashed in an amore or laying around my room.
04/15/2013
BeautyMonster BeautyMonster
Under my bed in a box.
04/15/2013
Genderfree Genderfree
I have a nice big wicker box that I store all my sex toys in. Luckily, I can put a lock on it when my little sister comes over to our house
04/15/2013
GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I have a toy chest and I keep some in a drawer but I don't really think of them as hidden, nothing locks and most people that come over know I own toys.
04/15/2013
Jessica Kay Jessica Kay
Quote:
Originally posted by x203
Where do you hide em? Has anyone ever found them? Any funny spots/coverups you've used?
I hide mines in a messenger bag. My mom found my old one i had when i was about 15 i was so embarrassed. but i'm 21 now and smarter
05/08/2013
butts butts
we have boxes and cardboard drawers right next to the bed, we don't need to hide things much here.
05/08/2013
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