Mine are currently stored in my closet in cardboard boxes. I wish I could store them in a better place (such as these large plastic bins I have downstairs), but that’s no good: I don't have kids, but I do have parents, haha (Yes I am still living with them during college in order to cut costs) My best ways of hiding object are usually in obvious places, although still requiring a minor amount of work to get to. On the bottom of the pile I have 2 shoe boxes. The one in the back against the wall has some old ass massager I used to use to fuck around with before I owned any toys. The front box is for rubber or jelly dildos/plugs. The flap is tucked under the box above it so it has to be pulled out in order to open. The big box above it holds all the vibrating objects. Some are in bags (jelly ones) and other just for organization (removable bullets and controllers) The vibes on the top of the stack are the ones I use the most: SlimlineG, TurboGlider Blue, etc. On top of this vibe box is another show box which I put my Quality toys in. Tantus Daddy Dildo, Tantus Ryder Plug, Elbow glass dildo, E-glass plug, Aneros Progasm, another glass dildo, and masturbation sleeves (mostly all in bags to reduce mixing of materials)
On top of this box is a game box just as a buffer to prevent quick opening.
To the right of this box is 2 big boxes stacked vertically, which high behind my graduation robe. The bottom is empty and is use just to raise the following box up behind my clothes. In side this top box is my overflow toys that are not used too much: useless free masturbation sleve from A&E, speculums, broken toys, etc.
On top of this box has my 2 enjoy toys: Pure Wand, Pure Plug 2.0 and behind these 2 cases are 2 USPS boxes. 1 Holds lubes (ID Glide mainly) and the other holds DonWand toys that use padded cases (4 in total --> 1 plug and 3 dildos)
Above these in the air on a shelf in the closet I have another box holding various items: Metal speculum, Clear plastic speculum, anal speculum (hell they all have been used anally, it just this one is specifically for sphincter opening), lube shooters, and a penis pump.
To the left all of this, is my fireproof safe which I keep condoms, and 2 folders: 1 for orders from various sites, and the other for toy instructions/box cutouts..
In the event of a tornado I will probably throw in my 2 Tantus toys, a glass dildo, a masturbator, and waterproof vibe. haha
In fact a few months back I was worried about a tornado possibility that came close to hitting near us. I panicked and taped up all the boxes. If that did happen I would rather them get lost and thrown somewhere to hell than have my parents find them..
I hope they never stumble upon a toy I own because I am not sure how they would handle it. I have alter-egos and I doubt they would ever think I have a wild side. I’ve never even said “damn” in front of them…. Soo like I said they would probably think it was some joke or something. They would probably think I was gay or something, since I always act like I am anti-anything that is out of the ordinary when I am around them. (I guess it is just a defensive mechanism to not have them question me about odd things)
Here I just took some pictures to help illustrate this: Notice the tape on some boxes (when possible tornado), me giving the finger to toys I hate, my 2 new waterproof toys at the end (I am very excited to try them in the pool when the parents go out this Sat =] ) and many other misc actions. (Sorry for the burry-ness I might be smart with computers but I cant take images with an old camera worth a damn, haha.
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