What is the worst experience you ever had with a toy/sexual wellness product?

Silverwinds Silverwinds
Recently I bought a warming/arousal live off a different site, and when I used it, I felt like my bits were on fire! Has anyone here had a bad experience with a sexual product, and of so, care to share?
04/06/2013
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eri86 eri86
I tried a rabbit that was no only difficult to get in, it was painful. And I'd researched it so carefully.
04/07/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
The worst for me is getting a toy that just can't/won't get me off. I'm fairly easy to bring to orgasm with a toy, but give me something buzzy and it's just not happening.

That for me is the worst!
04/07/2013
Mrs.Hellzapoppin Mrs.Hellzapoppin
My first pair of benwa balls got stuck, and it took about an hour for someone else to retrieve them out of me.
04/07/2013
The Vixen The Vixen
I had a rabbit vibe that I loved. One day I was using it and all the of the sudden the inner components of the shaft that were all plastic shattered. Luckily none of the sharp plastic broke through the TPR shaft, but it was rather frightening to have my rabbit self destruct on me.
04/08/2013
Silverwinds Silverwinds
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Originally posted by Mrs.Hellzapoppin
My first pair of benwa balls got stuck, and it took about an hour for someone else to retrieve them out of me.
Oh god! Now I'm even more scared of using ben wa balls! Eeek!
04/08/2013
Silverwinds Silverwinds
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Originally posted by The Vixen
I had a rabbit vibe that I loved. One day I was using it and all the of the sudden the inner components of the shaft that were all plastic shattered. Luckily none of the sharp plastic broke through the TPR shaft, but it was rather frightening to have ... More
Id be flipping some major shit if that happened to me! Some scary stuff!
04/08/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
When I turned 18 I went to the sex toy shop and bought a couple things. One item was a blue butt plug for beginners and it was so horribly painful and burning. It burned for days. =/
04/08/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Where the heck is Woman China when you need her & the story of her smoking vagina?!?!

I can say it's a hell of a story about a Chinese store-bought rabbit that, during *ahem*, use, started smoking & then caught on fire, I believe.

I think you can find the funny/scary story on her blog. I hope she finds this thread & comments herself, because to hear her tell it, well, she's just so damned funny, you can't help but laugh, even though horrified!
04/08/2013
GONE! GONE!
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Where the heck is Woman China when you need her & the story of her smoking vagina?!?!

I can say it's a hell of a story about a Chinese store-bought rabbit that, during *ahem*, use, started smoking & then caught on fire, I believe. ... More
That sounds... Terrifying but also a story I simply must read.
04/08/2013
Silverwinds Silverwinds
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Where the heck is Woman China when you need her & the story of her smoking vagina?!?!

I can say it's a hell of a story about a Chinese store-bought rabbit that, during *ahem*, use, started smoking & then caught on fire, I believe. ... More
Alright, I simply MUST hear this story.
04/08/2013
Sylvie Sylvie
I had a buttplug almost get lost in me today because the base wasn't wide enough. Good thing it didn't go in too far and I was able to fish it out, or that would have been one embarrassing ride to the ER. Needless to say, that one's going in the trash and I'll be a lot more picky over the bases on my plugs.
04/12/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Where the heck is Woman China when you need her & the story of her smoking vagina?!?!

I can say it's a hell of a story about a Chinese store-bought rabbit that, during *ahem*, use, started smoking & then caught on fire, I believe. ... More
I love Woman China! Her stories are hilarious. I loved the one about big hoss I believe.
04/12/2013
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