Where the heck is Woman China when you need her & the story of her smoking vagina?!?!
I can say it's a hell of a story about a Chinese store-bought rabbit that, during *ahem*, use, started smoking & then caught on fire, I believe.
I think you can find the funny/scary story on her blog. I hope she finds this thread & comments herself, because to hear her tell it, well, she's just so damned funny, you can't help but laugh, even though horrified!