Where do you hide your sex toys?

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Where do you hide your sex toys?

DancerLove DancerLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
In a secret drawers under my bed
02/01/2011
ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
In a box in my closet! Something no one in my family would ever look in!
03/05/2011
nicky51679 nicky51679
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
We have 3 kids who will one day root through our things (for sure!). Right now they are too small to find our 'treasure chest' and it sits high up in a cardboard box in my closet. Will have to be more inventive tho as they get older!
Ditto, except we have 4 kids.
03/05/2011
aBeastlyLittleThing aBeastlyLittleThing
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
idk if it's really any different than a nightstand, but i keep them in the top drawer of my dresser. i had to empty it out to make room for my collection :o)
03/06/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
just throw them in the bottom of my undies drawer
03/24/2011
tickle me pink tickle me pink
I currently keep them in my nightstand, but they aren't "hidden" since I have no one to hide them from. It's just my husband and me. Although after I joined this website I'm starting to think that the drawer in my nightstand is going to run out of room...
03/24/2011
jankit jankit
Box? More like a designated toy CLOSET.
03/24/2011
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
I used to. Now they're just kind of out.
03/25/2011
Brandi Rouxxx Brandi Rouxxx
I have a box in my closet I keep mine in. I'm going to be making them each a sleeve here shortly.
03/25/2011
AngelicaU AngelicaU
I don't even really hide them. They are in a box, but it's like right there when you walk in the bedroom. Half the time it's open too haha.
03/25/2011
Erotica Explorer Erotica Explorer
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
I put what very few toys I do have in the closet. Not hidden, not a designated toy box, but on a shelf in the closet.

Hence my vote of "other."
03/25/2011
indiglo indiglo
Mine are in a designated toy bag/storage thingy that I generally slide under the bed. I'm saving up points for a Devine toy chest though... I think. lol
03/25/2011
KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
our headboard has a compartment where we can keep stuff, that's where the toys go, gotta keep them handy!
03/31/2011
zracer zracer
Well we use are nightstands but runing out of room fast ummmm? I got alot of great ideas from this topic.
03/31/2011
bunny love bunny love
Other.

My toys, condoms, and lube are all in a duffel bag next to my bed. I used to hide them in their boxes or zip lock bags under my bed, but it's so much easier to just grab the duffel back. My boyfriend and I tend to have sex all over the house. heh.
04/03/2011
ddd masturbator(bye all!) ddd masturbator(bye all!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
In my closet, in a bag.
04/03/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
Ugh. Easter egg response here (cute imagery, by the way!!).

I am thinking of getting a few of those lace-overlay Caboodles--those makeup organizers for tweens? I have one in dark purple with black lace and it LOCKS even, it was $20 or so at Target. It has a few trays that sort of unfold and a larger bottom compartment, so one could perhaps put PG items like jewelry or whatnot on the top shelf and everything else below if locking both locks became too much of a pain.

Mine is currently devoted to makeup. I'm going to get the large one with many trays and devote it to toys.

Right now? The livingroom is our center of fun. Next to the Black Label Esse (covered with a Liberator Throe and a faux mink regular blanket for discretion's sake and aesthetic appeal) we have a Zomi zippered bag full of cuffs, a bag with impact toys, a shiny purple metallic Target organizer ($1 bin!) with little elastic spots we keep lubes in and zippered bits for gags, hardware, leashes, and whatnots. A funky Sephora bring-back bag/tote has all of the Pro Cuff Kit stuff from Liberator. Heart Wedge is on the couch, while the Axis Hitachi is thrown behind the couch (and the Hitachi is nestled in a corner behind the Esse). I keep my Siri in its pouch and then in this little decorative Indian-style container from Forever21 ($3). Silicone lube by JO is on a shelf on one of the end tables. Honestly it looks non-lubeish and I keep random lotions around and also, I don't care much because it's not hardcore kinky stuff, it's lube...

Everything else that's not in constant rotation is in either Victoria's Secret shopping bags, sexy-looking shoe boxes, or in milk crate (big stuff like canes and spreader bars go there).

I need help organizing Any ideas?
04/10/2011
sexygoddess sexygoddess
Some in the nightstand.. some in the closet.. others under the bed lol
04/11/2011
Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
They have designated toy boxes and the smaller things like lube and condoms and clit vibes stay in our nightstand. However, my initial response was "HIDE THEM? Why would I hide them?" because they aren't really hidden at all, just stored for organization and to prevent them from getting dusty. Also, we do it out of respect for our guests, many of which are more conservative about their sex lives. When company comes over, DVDs and other things I may have laying in common areas go to the bedroom.
04/11/2011
Seharra Seharra
I used to hide them when I was younger, but now I just sort of leave them out and about. I only generally buy the artsy ones... so it hasn't been a problem yet. :p
04/11/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
in my dresser!
04/11/2011
Twisted Angel Twisted Angel
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
Bedside in nightstand on hubby's side. Why his side umm cause it has doors and is bigger then my nightstand.
04/15/2011
howiibee howiibee
Sneaky sneaky
04/16/2011
Spilock Spilock
Kind of a mixture here. Some tucked away in a box in the closet, some in a box under the bed, and some in the night stand.
04/16/2011
EvilHomer EvilHomer
It depends we live alone so there is no real reason to "hide" them, they are in a box or two in the closet. If we have company, family with small children ect then there is a room in the house with a deadbolt on the door that every dangerous/child-unfrie ndly/embarrassing thing get locked in. Then problem solved.

Though the reaction would be priceless is anyone ever got in that room.
05/02/2011
BeautyMonster BeautyMonster
I put other, as in under my bed.
05/02/2011
Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
ours lust wander about
05/04/2011
k3 k3
We try to keep them IN the nightstand....but they tend to just end up sitting out ON the nightstand! Oops, teehee.
05/04/2011
sarki sarki
In a bedside draw
05/04/2011
SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I've been storing mine in a drawstring bag under my bed while saving up for the Devine Playchest.
05/04/2011
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