Where do you hide your sex toys?

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Where do you hide your sex toys?

markwashere markwashere
I hide mines inside the pockets of jackets i dont use anymore,in ziplock bags of course,,, O yeah and i have my "sex in a can" by fleslight on top of my xbox lol
12/17/2011
Caprieclipse Caprieclipse
closet!
12/21/2011
allinonekid allinonekid
Hidden in a locked guitar case
12/23/2011
RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
They're currently in my dresser, but I'm planning on getting a shiny new toy chest some day, just for all my toys and gear.
12/23/2011
Snozzberries Snozzberries
I have a ToiBocks for special things (like glass) and a Pink Tool Box ($33 was a deal on Amazon). The Pink Tool Box is huge and not designed for toys but it holds all the big things that can't fit into my ToiBocks.

Was thinking of getting a second ToiBocks, though, because I've since gotten more special things.
12/23/2011
Do emu Do emu
I do a poor job of hiding them under a piece of clothing or something. My younger siblings have found my Mystic Wand once, but they didn't know what it was.
03/28/2012
Melan!e Melan!e
In a drawer of my dresser but my dresser is like my nightstand...
03/29/2012
Allstars316 Allstars316
I store them in my toy bin. Which right now is under my bed.
03/29/2012
Arch600 Arch600
My wife is so paranoid about someone finding the toy stash she me made buy a safe for them! Well, it's one of those lockable steel record storage boxes with a combo lock on top. It actually works too well. It is such a pain to get in to in the heat of the moment that the go-to toys are in the nightstand anyway (wrapped in a paper towel, in a ziplock bag, under other junk).

I think the paranoia started when she dreamed about her parents finding her toys. They never go upstairs and never pry, so that is highly unlikely, but I understand how disturbing a dream like that can be. I can't say I blame her for being paranoid regardless of her dream; one of our three kids in particular is a snoop and I can just see our 5 year old grandson running out of our room, new discovery in hand, demanding to know what it is!
03/29/2012
daaddison8991 daaddison8991
mine are in my panty drawer
05/31/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
I mostly just leave mine out but I'm also a huge video game nerd and I just ordered the borderlands collectors edition
Borderlands

and I'm totally keeping my toys in the loot chest from now on
06/02/2012
sexykiss sexykiss
i have them in a black bag in my closet theres only my girl and i that live in our house so not like people are going to be snooping around. but i need a bigger bag there is no more room.
06/02/2012
Talena Talena
I have my collection very well hidden but if my children were grown and out of the house, I doubt I would hide them.
06/02/2012
MaeGal MaeGal
Currently (while at school) they live in a large clutch in the top drawer of my desk.
When I head back home for the summer, I'll put this in my bedside table.
06/03/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Mine are in my lingerie drawer, in a box on the top of my closet, and in a bag zipped up in my closet.
06/03/2012
brevado brevado
Under lock and key (for snooping house guests to not find)
06/03/2012
bh253 bh253
My favorites are in my 'sex pillow.' It's a little black pillow with feather trim and a secret pocket. It's stuffed full! The rest are in a chest by the foot of my bed.
06/15/2012
Rockasaurus Rockasaurus
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
We keep them in a box next to the bed. Always within reach!
06/15/2012
KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
My nightstand is devoted to my toys for now. I know I am going to soon grow out of it!
06/16/2012
Lioncub Lioncub
Ours are in a plastic tote under the bed for the most part, I have a bad habit of leaving them out after use. My kids have seen most of them by now so don't try really hard.
06/16/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
All of the above and then some. We have too many. We have THREE DRAWERS full in our dresser. WE have suitcases in the attic, both our nightstands are full and one of our closets is nothing but a pile of Liberator shapes. We need a BIG....ten closet "sex toy" room!!!!
06/16/2012
Claire-Bear Claire-Bear
I keep mine in a basket near my bed. Easy to grab. I'd love to put them in a curio though. The glass ones anyway.
06/16/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
I keep my toys organized in a set of plastic drawers next to my bed.
06/17/2012
MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
I store most of my older, bad quality ones in a old suitcase. My most used go in several drawers near my bed. And my most recent acquisition still sit in the shipping box in a corner of my room, in plain sight, because I don't know how to store them yet.
06/17/2012
remember.me remember.me
Hm...right now they are kept in my dresser high up so my son can't get into them but I'd like to get a box/case eventually.
06/17/2012
shoutitout87 shoutitout87
The few I have right now are in a nightstand drawer. Not really that 'hidden', I trust the folks not to go through my drawers.
06/17/2012
Rey Rey
got a big checkplate steel toolbox.
Right in so many ways!
06/18/2012
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
I have a locking toolbox
06/18/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
In a huge box next to my bed.
06/18/2012
lomejo61 lomejo61
in a shoebox under the bed childish i know.
06/18/2012
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