Where do you hide your sex toys?

Contributor: Tangles Tangles
I hide mine in a duffel bag with a zipper. I'll need to get a second bag soon, I think. Haha.
06/18/2012
Contributor: epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
Nightstand, and in my closet.
06/19/2012
Contributor: lomejo61 lomejo61
under my mattress.
06/20/2012
Contributor: mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
Well mine are in a drawer...but the drawer is labeled "sex little things" haha
06/21/2012
Contributor: wicked weasel wicked weasel
I got kids around the house, and I make sure those things are
secure and out of reach...
06/21/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Nightstand. It's not so much hiding as storing though
06/21/2012
Contributor: Aeronaut Aeronaut
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
My pantie drawer.
06/25/2012
Contributor: butts butts
In a designated colorful box next to our bed, plus an extra tin for lubes, and another for wipes/batteries/tiny toys (cock rings/nipple suckers/silver bullet) so they don't get buried.
06/25/2012
Contributor: KRD KRD
Bottom drawer of nightstand. Not shy about having them right next to the bed ready to go
06/25/2012
Contributor: iabicpl09 iabicpl09
In my nightstand,with a padlock put on it
07/15/2012
Contributor: AlianneCimorene AlianneCimorene
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
I selected 'designated toybox' which is close enough to what I do. See, I have a lot old purses and duffle bags and totes lying around, so I took a bit cavernous purse that zipped and a smaller one with a lot of pockets, and a couple of smaller zipping makeup-type fabric bags, and put my toys in there. I keep frequently used cheapish plastic vibrators and dildos in the smaller bag, along with condoms, lube, and toy cleaner. In the bigger bags I have everything else, sorted by type in the make up bags as needed. Since they zip and can be put in my closet, no one really looks past the whole "oh they're just old purses filled with junk".
07/15/2012
Contributor: giftdgecko giftdgecko
I have a drawer I wasn't using and now it's just full of eden toys
07/15/2012
Contributor: TdotY TdotY
in a toybox that i keep under my bed.
07/19/2012
Contributor: LoneOokami LoneOokami
I dont hide them
04/11/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I voted "toy box" but actually they're in my EF tote, in the closet.
04/11/2013
Contributor: Crystalline Crystalline
I have a number of faux steam trunks that I love using.
04/12/2013
Contributor: kaylajoy89 kaylajoy89
my current box is overflowing...
04/13/2013
Contributor: icyqueen icyqueen
I hide my toys in a drawer in my wardrobe.
07/08/2013
Contributor: aznbbgirl aznbbgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Fanny
I've always wondered where it is that people hide their naughty toys and other things. Where do you hide them?
I keep mine in a simple cloth bag, but I'm looking to upgrade to a designated toy chest.
08/03/2020
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
I have so many now that I couldn't hide them even if I tried. I have two drawers full and a corner of the room full and a few in the closet.
08/04/2020
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Like many faithful reviewers we have more toys than we care to count. Under our pillows, on our night stands, drawers, closets, bathrooms and toy chests.
We have done 102 reviews already and brought quite a few from other sources. So you can imagine the stash we've accumulated.
08/04/2020
Contributor: Leil@ Leil@
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Like many faithful reviewers we have more toys than we care to count. Under our pillows, on our night stands, drawers, closets, bathrooms and toy chests.
We have done 102 reviews already and brought quite a few from other sources. So you can ... more
That's great that you haven't any curious kids around, and you don't have to be outstandingly inventive to hide your collection from them!
08/05/2020
Contributor: DenRu85 DenRu85
In the sofa
They lie comfortably in a separate box and do not lie around the house!
11/12/2021
Contributor: godot godot
Right now I use a bigass shoebox under my bed, but it's quickly filling up. I'm thinking of emptying out my bottom dresser drawer and lining it with something to keep everything in, because it's seriously starting to require more space.

I've recently bought a toy case from edens, too! But heh.. The way things are looking right now I'll be needing about 50 more.
11/12/2021
Contributor: 4ever18 4ever18
Quote:
Originally posted by godot
Right now I use a bigass shoebox under my bed, but it's quickly filling up. I'm thinking of emptying out my bottom dresser drawer and lining it with something to keep everything in, because it's seriously starting to require more ... more
Awesome!!

I'm gonna need to rent a U-Haul storage unit soon to hold my collection! lol
11/12/2021
Contributor: Ibrank Ibrank
Footlocker end of bed plus chest in closet
11/17/2021
Contributor: Bunnybun Bunnybun
I actually have mine stored in what was marketed as a makeup case I believe? I found it on Amazon and it's pretty large with removable dividers that allows you to sort your toys and make sure they don't move around if you happen to bring it anywhere. I have a pretty big collection of about 17 toys of all different sizes right now and it holds all of them just fine. I paired it with some luggage zipper locks and some microfiber bags I also found on Amazon and it's perfectly discreet!
11/17/2021
Contributor: Chris king Chris king
Im gonna hide mine in my underwear drawer. When it arrives atleast
11/21/2021
Contributor: I have four I have four
I don't hide mine. I have a chest at the foot of my bed that they are in
11/25/2021
Contributor: Whateverslides Whateverslides
A designated toy/play box, but more like several of them at this point
12/05/2021