Would you trade in all your toys for a single perfect one?

Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Random brainwave poll time! (Been a while, hasn't it?)

So say that a sex toy company comes to you and says that they'll make you your perfect toy, from your own design, with whatever features you want and a lifetime warranty covering even the most minor damages, completely for free. For simplicity's sake, let's assume they'd get it right on the first go (as opposed to needing to made changes or touch-ups). The catch: you have to give up all your other toys, and you can't buy any more.

What would you do?

And a bonus question: What would your perfect toy be like?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I'd totally go for it! I want my perfect toy!
16  (22%)
Screw that! My collection isn't worth it!
20  (27%)
Why must I choose?!
35  (48%)
Hey, there's a penny on the ground! :D ("other" option)
2  (3%)
Total votes: 73
Poll is closed
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Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
I like having a choice
04/02/2013
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Sbmsvschoolgirl
I like having a choice
I agree. I think that ultimately I'd turn the offer down, but the idea of crafting my perfect toy is still very tempting!
04/02/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I'd give them up! If I could get one that worked PERFECTLY for my body, yes...I would!
04/02/2013
alliegator alliegator
I'm not always in the mood for the same sensation, so no.
04/02/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
Absolutely not, I love variety in my toys.
04/02/2013
potstickers potstickers
That perfect toy would have to be able to change shape and become several different toys, depending on my mood.
04/02/2013
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Nope I like to have a variety in my toys.
04/02/2013
lilyflower lilyflower
Interesting question! In the past I probably would have said yes because I used to only have one toy. But now I've got about 13 toys with different purposes and I love having the variety. No one toy could give me all those different uses and sensations.
04/02/2013
Kitka Kitka
I like having options and different toys to choose from based on my mood, etc. I could never give up all my toys for just one and never anymore, that's insane!
04/02/2013
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
No, I like a variety in my toy collection.
04/02/2013
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Nope, I still like my collection.
04/03/2013
Melan!e Melan!e
I don't think there is just one perfect toy for me.. For starters, my partner and I have very different tastes in sizes and shapes to only if this "perfect toy" were able to morph into a second perfect form would I be interested in it at all. But also, I don't always want the same thing and neither does my partner. It depends on our moods and what we feel like at the time. So I'd have to say no and I'll stick with my (ever-growing) collection.
04/03/2013
Melan!e Melan!e
Quote:
Originally posted by potstickers
That perfect toy would have to be able to change shape and become several different toys, depending on my mood.
Yes.. that perfect toy, I'd consider.
04/03/2013
eri86 eri86
As nice as that would be, it would make my other toys a wasted investment.
04/03/2013
gorgeous gorgeous
I would eventually get bored if i only had one toy. i like being able to switch it up and use a different one every time. Mood changes as my toys.
04/03/2013
butts butts
Nah! I want something different all the time, I love variety, I would never trade my collection in for a single toy no matter how good it was.
04/03/2013
Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
I only have 2 toys, so i'd trade!
04/03/2013
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Variety is essential - there is no perfect toy. We're happy to have choices.
04/03/2013
bratcat bratcat
while in theory that sounds awesome, i really enjoy having a variety at my disposal as im sometimes not in the mood to use a certain toy. Now if this dream toy could some how change shape, function and material to match my mood/preference then heck yeah! But we know that's not likely to happen so i'd rather just keep my coveted collection
04/03/2013
GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I like variety and I also really enjoy discovering great new toys!
04/03/2013
solitudinarian solitudinarian
I can't imagine a single perfect toy. I like variety.
04/03/2013
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Melan!e
I don't think there is just one perfect toy for me.. For starters, my partner and I have very different tastes in sizes and shapes to only if this "perfect toy" were able to morph into a second perfect form would I be interested in it ... More
I didn't even think of partners when my brain spat the question out. And since I never said that the "no other toys" clause didn't extend to anyone else, I think using a partner's toys would be a pretty easy cheat. The system works!
04/03/2013
mdnght mdnght
Nahh, I wouldn't. I like variety!
04/03/2013
spiced spiced
It's an interesting question. My first thought was that I wouldn't want ONE toy, because we use toys so many different ways. A "perfect" toy would have to be a "swiss army" toy, with a perfect Fleshlight-ish textured tube, a variety of sizes of realistic dildo, a way for my wife to strap it on and a vibrator at least as good as the Hitachi — but with the ability to create pinpoint stimulation as well as having multiple vibrations... and really, we're just getting started.

Then I thought that maybe it would be good cool to have a "perfect" toy for each function...but then I realized the "perfect" realistic dildo, for example, would have to somehow be able to change sizes and combine the user-friendly care of Vixskin with the realistic feel of UR3.

I just don't think this is happening.
04/03/2013
TJax TJax
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
It's an interesting question. My first thought was that I wouldn't want ONE toy, because we use toys so many different ways. A "perfect" toy would have to be a "swiss army" toy, with a perfect Fleshlight-ish textured tube, ... More
Agreed, my toy choice changes with my mood / excitement.
04/03/2013
edeneve edeneve
this choice is hard to make - I like variety PLUS my high end vibes.
04/03/2013
dawnkye dawnkye
I wouldn't. Even if none of my toys are perfect, I like having options and variety. I think I'd get bored of only one toy, no matter how perfect.
04/03/2013
chicmichiw chicmichiw
Oh man! Maybe? I love having the option for different sizes, textures, options, speeds...I personally like combining toy combinations (which dildo with which clitoral vibrator?) just for the 'customizability' aspect.
04/03/2013
ashboo32 ashboo32
I don't know about that. I'd love the perfect toy but I love having variety!
04/03/2013
Total posts: 64
Unique posters: 54