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The Official Friday the 13th Parody is a funny and sexy film that stays pretty true to the Friday the 13th movies, but with a sexy twist. The actors had great chemistry and were fun to watch. You will definitely laugh out loud during parts of this and moan out loud (in a good way) for others!
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Pros:
Funny, sexy scenes, lots of variety, sex scenes not too predictable
Cons:
Only one 'bloody' scene
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


The official Friday the 13th Parody is a funny twist on the the classic Friday the 13th with lots and lots of sex. The set is of the camp looks great and the actors do a wonderful job of keeping this funny as well as sexy. This dvd comes in the double sized box that has a large picture of the classic Jason mask with Sara Sloane smaller in the foreground. The back of the box has 20 shots of sex scenes from the film and a short summary of the story line. The dvd case that is inside the box has the same pictures on the front and back. Now onto the content:

The Official Friday the 13th Parody starts out in Small Town, USA with appropriate country music for the intro. The beautiful Sara Sloane gets dropped off in town and heads into a bar/coffee shop. Tabitha Stevens is the bar tender/barista and after some funny exchanges Sara tells her that she is the new masseuse for Crystal Lake Nudist Camp. Tabitha tells Sara that a man with a giant cock drowned in the lake because his cock was too big and caused him to sink and now there's a monster cock with flesh eating jiz at the camp.

The next scene is at the Nudist Camp where a the new owner (Kris Slater) is talking about his newly inherited nudist camp with a bunch of friends. Sara arrives at the camp and the group breaks up. This leads to the first sex scene in which a couple of the 'nudists' speculate about the other camp members and then Courtney Cummz, dressed in black, shiny, knee-high boots, commands her male counterpart(Mr. Pete) to do many things to her. This scene includes a dominant female, oral and ass play performed on her, oral, hand job performed on him, and vaginal and anal sex. The sex portion of the scene ends with Mr. Pete coming on Courtney's tongue. You first see the 'monster' during the sloppy, gag-heavy oral that Courtney is giving. He comes into their cabin after they are done and Mr. Pete compliments his mask and then he attacks them....I won't ruin how that goes.

Sara Sloane is shown walking on the trails, appearing lost, looking for her cabin. She finds a run down cabin that appears vacant but doesn't go inside. As she walks away, you see 'Jason' (not sure if they ever say his name) in the doorway.

The next couple (Asa Akira & Rocco Reed) goes into a cabin to hook up and joke around about the boogeyman before starting to kiss and undress. As the scene progresses, Akira gives oral to Rocco and then has vaginal sex in various positions with him. 'Jason' starts lurking outside the cabin during the vaginal sex. The sex portion of the scene ends with Rocco coming on Asa's stomach and then she leaves to go take a shower. As Rocco drifts off to sleep, an arrow is thrust up through the floor and through his throat. As Asa gets into the tub, 'Jason' approaches and is silhouetted so you can see his monster cock. He steps in the door, rubbing his cock and the scene ends with Asa screaming. The bath tub is later shown empty with some blood in the bottom.

The third sex scene has Kagney Linn Karter, and it's a flashback to the story of how the 'monster' of Crystal Lake came to be there. She does a sexy strip tease for her partner, Carlo Carrera, trying to entice him which finally leads to him giving her oral and then fingering her. After he teases and pleases Kagney, she gives him a blow job and they have vaginal sex in several different positions. This scene ends with Carlo coming on her chin and tongue. Kagney stands up after and starts screaming. The story is that Carlo's penis kept getting bigger and bigger and he ran out in the lake where he drown and now has the flesh eating jiz.

The 4th sex scene is a three way with Mark Wood, Brooklyn Lee, and Brooke Lee Adams. The three of them had been playing Strip-nopoly when they decided to just have sex. It opens with a double bj followed by each girl riding Mark's hard cock. Then one girl gives the other oral while Mark does her doggy-style. The sex scene ends with Mark coming on both of their faces and open mouths. The monster comes into the room and Mark tells him it's a 3-way not a 4-way, but the girls are a little interested in the giant cock. Eventually, 'Jason' attacks and kills them.

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Experience
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Sara Sloane and the new owner (Kris Slater) are checking out some suspicious sounds in the basement when 'Jason' comes after them. They try to shut the door, but that monster cock is already in. Kris swings at it with an ax and we cut to Sara naked on the bed asking Kris to have sex with her. He starts by giving her oral while she squeezes and licks her own breasts. Next Sara returns the favor, delivering one of her amazing bj's. After the bj, Sara and Kris have sex in a couple different positions and he comes on her stomach from between her legs. As they lay in bed resting, 'Jason' comes down the hall, and we cut to the credits!

The main menu of the disc gives you the options of play movie, scene selection, BTS (behind the scenes), popshots, trailers and gallery. BTS opens with some conversation before the final sex scene is filmed. It is clear that the cast and crew get along well and everyone has a good sense of humor. There is a hilarious scene of Sara violating the blow up doll. There are BTS scenes with just about everyone and they are all pretty enjoyable.

There were a lot of funny parts to this film, the first of which was the exchange with Tabitha in the bar/coffee shop. That old man at the bar was cracking me up. The 'monster cock' was huge and ridiculous and made me crack up. I loved that one of the women in the three-way with Mark Wood was tempted to give that cock a try. The best part though? The flesh-eating jiz! Definitely an original and hilarious twist that I wasn't expecting. I also loved that the scenes were not completely predictable and there was a wide range of activities and fetish type things to appeal to a broader audience.

There were only a few things that I didn't love. The second couple had one of the most awkward oral sex scenes I've ever seen. Asa looked soooo uncomfortable. It made it difficult to watch. The scene did seem to get better as it went on longer, but that 30 seconds of pure awkward made me want to move on to the next act. The other thing I didn't love about the film was that you didn't get to see too much of the 'attacks'. Over all though, this was a pretty great parody!
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I also wish it was a bit more or a horror film, not just the theme! I was telling my bf that I'd love to have a whole adult film collection of horror remakes!
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    @~LaUr3n~---That would be an awesome collection!!!
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