Official Basic Instinct Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Jobthingy

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Basic Sexual Instinct

There is a murder and Catherine Trammel is the lead suspect. She is sexy and good at messing with everyone's head which makes it hard to pin the charges on her.
Published:
Pros:
Clean picture, great parody
Cons:
Spitting, predictable scenes
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Covers:

The front cover is awesome. They replicated the cover perfectly.

The back shows stills from the movie, has a plot recap blurb, and tells you it is staring Breanne Benson, Brandy Aniston, Lexi Belle, Lyla Storm, Francesca Le, Micheal Vegas, Will Powers, and Ryan McLane.

Menus and Special Features:

There truly was not much for this. Play, Scene Selection, Trailers, Gallery, Pop Shots. There is a Behind the Scenes that can be found in the scene selection menu but it was not anything very interesting.

The trailers for upcoming films were To Catch a Predator 2, Backdoor Entry, The Connection, The Doll House 7, Official Psycho Parody, Girls Get Busted, and a very random ad for Evolved Novelties.


The Movie

The movie opens up with Catherine riding her victim and stabbing him with an ice pick. The cops eventually are at the scene and go to Catherine's house to question her.

Scene 1 - Brianne Benson and Lexi Belle

Catherine and her house mate Roxy have some fun after the cops leave. They quickly shed the little clothes they have one and start to kiss. This scene takes place in a hallway where the girls lick, touch, pet, suckle and finger each other to bliss in various positions.

Scene 2 - Lyla Storm and Micheal Vegas

Nick is going to lose his badge for doing 6 girls on spring break. Beth wants him to hand over the badge and instead ends up with him. She performs a strip tease, and then he just about jumps off the chair when she is done to get right into the oral scene. The take turns giving each other oral (with too much spit), get into vaginal sex in various positions and he finally gives her a facial.

Scene 3 - Brandy Aniston and Ryan McLane

Neilson is in Nicks office again. Telling Nick he is a sex addict and Neilson is a good Christian that doesn't do such things. After the 2 exchange words, Neilson leaves and sits in an interrogation room to cool off. Low and behold, there is a hooker sitting there waiting to be strip searched. She removes her dress to make that easier and convinces the good boy to be bad. They jump to oral, various vaginal sex, and end with a facial.

Neilson was killed shortly after that naughty act, the captain takes Nicks badge because they had words and he could be a suspect. Nick goes home to jerk off, a lot.

Scene 4 - Francesca Le and Will Powers

Captain and Gus are the only 2 left in the office and after discussing the case, they decide it is time to get naked. More of the same with oral, various vaginal and the facial.

Scene 5 - Breanne Benson and Micheal Vegas

Nick shows up at Catherine's and finally, the sexual tension between them takes over and they get down and dirty. More rinse and repeat sex. Oral, various vaginal, and this time, she finishes by stabbing him with the ice pick. Or does she? *dun dun dun*

Camera and Sound work:

My disc skipped a bit at the end which made it a pain to follow. I eventually got through it 2 machines and lots of time later. The film itself was crisp and clean. The shots were pretty decent as well. I was not impressed with the sound quality. I found it very difficult to hear the dialog. When the weird music came on though it was VERY loud, as were the moans.



Personal Comments:

This movie was a good idea that could have been taken to a better level if you ask me. I get bored when I can predict what the next sex scene is going to be. And I really wish the spitting would stop. It really grosses me out.
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Comments
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    I was just okay with this movie. Acting was meh, sex was meh, features were meh.
  • Redboxbaby
    I am with you on this movie and the spitting! Nice review.
  • M121212
    I really liked the acting in this one.
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the review. If someone is a sex addict, shouldn't you always carry around a bottle of lube with you? That would prevent the spitting then, right?
  • Kdlips
    thanks for the review
  • Jobthingy
    @Leatherlover - YES! Yes they should!
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