Official Basic Instinct Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Mr. & Mrs. Peg

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Basically...It's the same film but waaaaay hotter

{italic|The Official Basic Instinct Parody] does a very good job at paying homage to the original. While it might be deemed a dark comedy, I didn't find it particularly amusing. I did find it to be well-made, to have a cast of hot actresses, and to be filled with intense and enthusiastic sex.
Well-made, intense sex, hot actresses
Not really funny.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Detective Curran (Michael Vegas) has a problem. He wants to bang three women until he passes out. This really shouldn't be a problem for a man nicknamed “Shooter” (think jizz, not bullets) who is under an internal investigation for banging 6 college-aged chicks during spring break. However, in this case, these three women all happen to be murder suspects.

A rock star has just been murdered in a manner eerily similar to the plotline of new murder mystery novel. The author just happens to be a known associate of the deceased rocker. Seems like an open and shut case, right? Not so fast! There is also the author's psychotic and overly possessive girlfriend who has an ax to grind (or some ice to pick) with the dead guy. Nick also can't rule out his own girlfriend, the police department psychologist, who has a history with the author and a bit of a jealousy issue herself. Besides being suspects, the other thing the ladies all have in common is they are smoking hot.

The movie opens with Catherine Trammel (Breanne Benson) sensuously riding her rockstar boyfriend. As she undulated on his hips she binds his hands together and brings him to orgasm. This will be his last as his life is cut short by an ice pick in his chest.

Scene II features Ms. Trammel and her girlfriend, played by Lexi Belle, in a very hot Sapphic scene. This scene is richly shot in exquisite detail. My favorite part of this scene is watching Breanne crawl across the floor on her hands and knees while Lexi trails behind her giving her a rimjob. It is easy to see why the girlfriend gets a bit territorial when it comes to Catherine's pussy.

What follows next is the iconic interrogation. Keeping true to the original it's all smoke and attitude with a flash of pussy. This is porn, so this scene is not nearly as shocking as Ms. Stone's performance. However, it is well-executed homage to the original.
Scene IV has Lyla Storm playing Nick's psychiatrist girlfriend. This is one of three scenes that take place in the police station. These scenes are not as visually appealing as the scenes shot in the mansion and have a decidedly different “feel” to them. Nick and his girlfriend are looking for some release after a stressful day in the precinct. Lyla starts the action with a little striptease which is followed by each receiving oral from the other, some energetic fucking on the desk, and a messy facial. (There is some choking and gagging in this scene if you are sensitive to that sort of thing). The two end up on the therapist couch together where her connection to Catherine is revealed.

Scene V takes place in an interrogation room. It starts off awkwardly and is a little out of place except that it provides the back story for Nick being put on suspension. More importantly, it provide some intense oral sex, some vigorous fucking, lots of dirty talk, and power play between a hooker (Brandy Aniston) and one of Nick's fellow detectives. What happens after she takes his load in her mouth sets up the next scene.

Francesca Le' plays the police captain. After suspending Nick, she takes on his partner in Scene VI. She suggests that, given the size of this guy's huge curved cock, perhaps all the attention given to Nick's sexual prowess if misplaced. Francesca brings every ounce of energy that her fans might expect to this scene. There is lots of oral including the detective giving her a very enthusiastic rimjob. (Ass kisser!) She returns the favor by giving him a very wet deep throat blowjob complete with gagging and sloppy ball sucking. This scene also has the only anal sex in movie and finishes with a messy facial.

The final scene of the movie has Nick finally getting the girl, who may…or may not…be the real murderer. This scene is shot back in her mansion and is, in my opinion, the best in the film. Chemistry and passion abound in this scene. There are lots of great close-ups and good camera angles along with an interesting use of depth of field to give the scene a slightly dreamy look. It is very aesthetically pleasing. It is also scorching hot from the intense foreplay right through the popshot across Catherine's chest.
While billed as a comedy, I didn't find this movie particularly funny. There are numerous shots taken at social conservatives, the Tea Party, and the moral right, but they aren't particularly witty or funny. True, maybe…but not funny. There is also the constant harassment that Nick must endure because of his penchant for bedding anything that moves. Again, this is an essential element to the plot, but not particularly amusing.

I haven't seen Basic Instinct in a while and my efforts to find a copy to rent or borrow in time for this review were unsuccessful. That being said, I think this does a very good job at following the plot framework of the original film as I remember it. This parody is well-made and, for the most part, the acting and dialogue are pretty good. It is a little dark, but that lends itself well to the plot. The sex is definitely energetic and exciting and the ladies are very appealing. We enjoyed this movie and would recommend it to couples looking for plot-driven porn with a touch of intensity.

Special Features:

Behind the Scenes footage of Breanne Benson, Michael Vegas and Lexi Bell in makeup before shooting begins talking about sexting and dirty talk. The viewer also gets to see the many different camera angles and multiple shots taken that make up the first scene and the iconic interrogation scene.

Explicit trailers for Official To Catch a Predator Parody 2 – MILFS Get Busted, Backdoor Entry, The Connection, The Dollhouse 7, Official Psycho Parody, and Girls Get Busted.

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Just watched the original. The parody does an excellent job at getting a lot of the feel of the original as well following the basic plot line pretty closely. Well done. I don't know which one had more sex in it, however I will say the sex in the paroday was MUCH hotter!!
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