Boring Instinct

Buyers beware. I was extremely disappointed in this film and am happy to say I will never watch it again, even if I was paid to!
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Pros:
Box art
Cons:
Horrible acting, boring sex scenes
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Since there are so many nicely detailed reviews, I thought I would write a simple review on how I feel about this film.


First of all, I have never seen the original film that this parody is based on! I received this film as one of the Porn Club assignments and I was adamant about doing the review since I have never seen the original film, and can't compare the two.

Since I have never seen the original film I have no idea how close it may be to the original. . . so I am just reviewing based on how I feel about the parody as a porn itself. Some may disagree with what I say, but you have to remember that I'm reviewing based on the pornographic material alone.

That being said, I didn't like this film! Even though most people will enjoy it, for me it was pure boredom and predictable. The acting was HORRID, and that seriously killed the film for me. However, the sets and props were alright, albeit sloppily done in my opinion.

The storyline was quite predictable and the ending was obvious. The actors and actresses were horrible while acting, hardly showing any emotion during the film. . . especially the murder scenes. The sex was pretty vanilla, the scenes were too short, and I grew bored VERY quickly.

I found the music was alright, but considering I found the rest of the movie difficult to enjoy it didn't matter to me.

The art on the DVD case was boring, and didn't even pique my interest. The film also comes in a "Collector's Box" package, meaning the packaging is huge and hard to store if you are the type of person who likes to keep the box artwork.

I would recommend this film to anyone who wants a film just for the sex scenes and isn't picky of how good the sex actually is, but nothing else.
I don't think I'd ever buy or watch this film again, no matter how horny I am.
Follow-up commentary
This movie still bores me, and I refuse to watch it again! It was an interesting review to do since I never saw the original film this parody was based on though.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • SJ88
    SJ88  
    thanks
  • DiamondKoala
    DiamondKoala  
    Thanks for reviewing, I was a bit hesitant on this one too.
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review. This is good info to know!
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    awsome review ty!
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