Cum On My Tattoo by Burning Angel - review by salaciousrex

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Cum, Tattoos, and Hot Girls

Five scenes of sex but no plot line. If you like tattooed girls, really good sex scenes, rough sex and blowjobs, and most of all, cum on tattoos then you really might enjoy this DVD.
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Pros:
Hot girls, lots of different positions, rough
Cons:
Lighting, no plot
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Cum On My Tattoo DVD stars Joanna Angel and many other sexy girls and guys. It's made by Burning Angel Entertainment, so if you're a fan of Burning Angel then you're bound to like this DVD. This DVD has no plot to it, just 5 scenes of oral, anal, and vaginal sex and some bonus features.

The cover of the DVD has Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross in very little clothing with tattoo flash artwork (for those that don't know, tattoo flash is stereotypical tattoo art) all around and the title of the DVD. It also states that there is music by the rock band Buckcherry featured in this. The inside of the case is a collage of the lady's and men's tattoos. It looks really cool actually. And last but not least, the back of the case. There are various images from the DVD, some very rough looking and some of the girls just looking sexy. Again, more tattoo artwork, list of the DVD features and the stars, and headlines like "Pinky Lee gets a hot load all over her tattoo!", "Ass to mouth! Cum to tattoo!", and "Cream filled tattoos!" All quite entertaining and true.

Now to the good part. What this DVD is all about.

The main menu is the same picture of Joanna and Kylee as the front of the DVD and the options are play movie, scenes, tattoo shit, and extra shit.

Once you hit "Play Movie," a little intro with the Burning Angel logo comes on. Then comes tattoo flash artwork along with quick scenes of all the girls and some of the guys with the opening credits. And as promised, Buckcherry music is playing.

Every scene starts off with rock music, the names of the girl(s) and guy, then sexy shots of the girls and their tattoos. And of course they all end with the girl telling and begging the guy to cum on one of their tattoos. There are quite a few really hot rough parts of this DVD.

If you don't enjoy rough sex or blowjobs, then you might not enjoy this DVD. There is quite a bit of spanking, some cock slapping, and gagging. There's also some spitting and in one scene James Deen hooks his fingers in Kylee Kross' mouth.

For those that are sticklers about light and needs everything to be perfect, or those that prefer a plot line or female orgasms, might want to skip watching this or just watch a trailer online before deciding for sure.

The first scene is with Pixie Pearl and Tommy Pistol on a couch. The sex... Honestly for a few minutes of the sex it seemed kind of awkward to me. Tommy Pistol glanced at the camera a couple of times which just looked strange and like he wasn't too into it. The lighting for this scene was good except for shadows getting in the way a couple of times.

The second scene is Joanna Angel and Mr. Marcus. Lots of oral and fucking on a bed and not the best lighting.

Third is Pinky Lee and Tommy Pistol fucking. The best thing about this scene is Pinky Lee's flexibility.

Scene four is Kylee Kross and James Deen. This is probably the roughest scene out of them all, and one with not so good lighting for parts.

Scene five, the last, is Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, and Rob Rotten. Again, the lighting isn't the best. The scene starts out with just the girls, then Rob Rotten comes in and it's a good threesome scene. This is the longest scene.

Now for bonus scenes. When you click "Tattoo Shit," you'll get three options, all which I find pretty cool. The first is a video of Kylee Kross getting a Burning Angel tattoo and asking how long till she can get cum on it. Then there's a compilation of the cum shots throughout the DVD, and last there's a tattoo gallery, which contains pictures of the girls and random shots from the DVD, all of which show off their tattoos.

Back at the main menu, if you select "Extra Shit" you'll get bloopers, trailers for other porn DVDs, and a picture of the Burning Angel website.

Overall I really enjoyed this. Hot girls, rough sex, and of course, tattoos with cum on them.
Experience
I own other Burning Angel DVDs and this one was a lot like the others in the sense that there's no plot and just sex scenes. The difference is in this DVD the girls begged for cum on one of their tattoos. This DVD is much better than some scenes of Cum on My Tattoo 2 that I've seen.

I'm a bit biased with this review because I really like rough sex scenes, so like I mentioned before, this may not be for you if you don't.

This DVD could be better quality with lighting and such. I don't know what it was about it, but I'm just comparing it to other Burning Angel DVDs. It just doesn't seem like it took a lot of money or time to make, but I may be wrong about that. That didn't really take away from the actual sex to me, but it might to some and I just wanted to mention that.
Follow-up commentary
While the concept of cumming on tattoos does seem strange, this DVD is still hot sex and hot people. When I watch it, I usually skip through and only watch my favorite couple scenes. There are a couple I just don't like, but that's just my personal taste. I prefer this DVD over some others I have because of how rough some of the scenes are. It's still good!
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  • KnK
    Cumming on tattoos? Well, that's a fetish I've never heard of.
  • Midway through
    I'm agreeing with Twisted Finger, I've never heard of cumming on tattoos. I guess different strokes for different folks- Great review!
  • Antipova
    I was thinking that as well. I really like the sound of the behind-the-scenes "how long til I can get cum on it?" clip, too. Did the artist have an answer for her?

    Sounds like a pretty good film, on the whole, and you described it really well.
  • salaciousrex
    Thanks
    It is strange, the fact that it's on tattoos isn't exactly a turn on for me, but cumming on a girl in general is so it's still hot.

    And yes Antipova, he had an answer. He just casually said "Two weeks." like he gets asked that all the time. Quite amusing really.
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  • Lady Nina
    amazing review!
  • SiNn
    awesome review ty!
  • salaciousrex
    Thanks!
  • Beck
    Thanks for the review. It is weird that they are cumming on tats. This still seems like a decent movie!
  • DeliciousDrip
    WEIRD, But i like weird. Lol
  • faust
    Nice review
  • Archery
    Thanks for your sharing
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