Dana DeArmond Does The Internet by Vivid - review by Maiden

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Dana charms you with her quirky personality and then turns you on with her amazing sexual energy!

If you are a fan of alternative porn, or just want something different you should definitely give this one a shot. If you aren't into really "dirty" sex or spitting, you won't enjoy it at all.
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Pros:
Attractive and "realistic" looking cast, realistic and dirty sex scenes, variety.
Cons:
Spitting/"dirty"/kinky aspects may be off putting. May be bored by long scenes/interviews.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I love Dana DeArmand, I really do. The first movie I ever saw her in was Girl's Lie, which is still one of my all time favs. She has a great energy and it serves to pull you into her scenes, because there is never a dull moment. She really seems to enjoy sex and never seems bored with what she is doing. Since that first time I saw her, I knew I wanted to see more. When I got the first in the Chemistry series, I was delighted to see more of her personality through the interviews and the "reality show" type scenes where there isn't a script and all you see is her being her quirky silly self. My man got her movie "Role Modeling" to review not too long ago, and we fell in love with her even more. We were kind of disappointed that she wasn't in more of the scenes in that movie, but we really enjoyed the premise. It was about her putting people from the message boards she frequents and Myspace into her porn movie and "showing them the ropes", so to speak. When I found out that Role Modeling was the second movie of this type that she had made, I knew I had to have the first one.


" Dana DeArmand Does the Internet" is a movie where the cast comes directly off of her top 8 on Myspace. Although a couple of the women are porn veterans, one girl is just some one she met on Myspace that wanted to be in a porno. In either case, the chemistry she has with these people that she knows from the internet seems very genuine and it really makes the sex scenes fun and believable. One of the men in the movie is her "real life" boyfriend who she also does scenes with in "Role Modeling". He is attractive and I like his personality as well. The chemistry between them in the one scene they have together in this movie is really great and he always does just the right amount and type of dirty talk that I like. That scene in particular includes Lorelei Lee presented to Dana's man as a surprise. She mostly lets them go at it while she surfs the net, until she gets turned on herself and joins in the mix.


There are 6 scenes total, all except one includes Dana. The one where she doesn't make an appearance is in the newbie's first scene. Reagan Maddux is the young girl whom Dana met on Myspace who wanted to be in a porno. The girl is really hot, in my opinion at least, and it's thrilling to see her do her first porn scenes ever. Her first one is just a long blow job scene, but she does a really good job. There is a "post scene" interview on the bonus disk where Dana asks her what she thought about her first porn scene. You can tell she is still a bit shy about it, but she claims she enjoyed it. Her second one involves the same guy and Dana herself and I really enjoyed it as well. Again, it adds to the whole experience for me to know that doing porn is new to this girl, and I'm not sure why. Maybe it makes it seem naughtier? That maybe this is the very first time she has had sex with strangers, and on film no less. All throughout the movie, there are interviews with Dana and the entire cast, and I really enjoyed them. I like "getting to know" the stars and it makes watching the scenes seem more real to me. The interviews also allowed me to get to know Dana DeArmand better, and not just as a Dana the porn star. I like getting to know her on a more personal level, and seeing her personality shine through in every scene.
Experience
As you can probably tell, I love this movie. Maybe my obsession with Dana makes me biased, but I really do think others will enjoy this movie as well. The chemistry between the partners is great and the scenes themselves are well balanced. There is something for every taste. There are the basic positions as well as some foot worship and even a butt plug in one scene. My favorite scene in the movie is between Dana and a woman who calls herself Princess Donna. Dana explains that this woman is used to submissive; being tied up and abused, but in this scene the tables are turned and she is the aggressor. She is a very sexy woman, and does a good job on Dana. She is wearing some pretty wicked looking stilettos in this scene and abuses Dana with them, which I thought was extremely hot. At the end of the scene Dana becomes the aggressor, and the scene is finished by Dana making her come. I liked the exchange of power in this scene and the heels really did it for me.


So after all of my praise, I would like to talk about the possible down sides to this movie. While I loved the interviews throughout, some may feel bored and want to fast forward through them to get to the action. Also, the scenes are filled with what I call "dirty sex". One example of that is orifice stretching; scenes where they use both of their hands to stretch open the mouth, the vagina, and the anus. There is also a lot of spitting. This is the one thing I don't like about Dana, she loves to be dirty in this way. She not only does a lot of spitting, but she frequently asks people to spit in her mouth. I'm not a big fan of spitting, and in some cases this can be distracting for me. I'm also not a big fan of "playing" with the guy's come. There is one scene where two women "share" the come by spitting it back and forth into each other's mouths. This grosses me out, and I had to skip that part. While some may really enjoy this type of "dirty sex", I know it can be off putting to some, so I thought I should warn people about it. It really is in every scene, so keep that in mind.
Follow-up commentary
We still love this one. We have a lot of new porn right now, some we haven't even finished, but we still pop this one in every now and then when we need our Dana fix!
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Comments
  • Kaltir
    Thanks for the review!
  • C4ss
    Thanks for the review.
  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!!!
  • leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review.
  • liilii080
    Yeah, I like the sound of all that but the spitting. Awesome review!
  • Maiden
    Thanks all for the comments and votes!
  • BadgersRose
    Excellent review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks for letting us know about the spitting!
  • Maiden
    Yeah, I always just assumed that spitting was part of what people expect and enjoy in alt porn, so I didn't mention it before in my reviews. I don't know why it took me so long to realize that if the spitting turns me off, it probably turns others off too. There was so much of it in this one that I felt like I should warn people! lol
  • Tart
    Great review
  • M121212
    Strange concept for a porno!
  • Maiden
    It is strange I guess. In this modern world of the internet, I think it is kinda cool that Dana can find some one, on Myspace of all places, to do porn who actually has ended up in a couple more movies.
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Thanks for the review! I think I may add this one to my wishlist!
  • The Curious Couple
    Very good review, thank you!
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