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Don't Tip the Masseuse.

This movie was awful. It's extremely boring, the sex isn't so great, and well there was a plot but I couldn't really figure it out, too confusing. I gave up and starting skipping through the dvd about 10 minutes in.
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Pros:
Blu-Ray + DVD Combo
Cons:
Everything
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
This adult film is a dvd/blueray combo, which is awesome if you have one or the other or want to share this lame, boring porn with another friend. This would be a good porn for someone looking for a basic porn. Maybe a first time buyer not really knowing what they are into yet. If you were hoping for some kinky, naughty rub downs, keep looking this is not the porn for you.

The Masseuse 3 was... well I'm not really sure what to say about it. I haven't seen the first or the second and I don't plan on seeing them either. I really hope they were better then this; if so they should have stopped at the first one.

The run time is 2 and a half hours; I guess about the normal run time of any porno but this seem to drag on forever.

The film starts out with a group of guys talking about giving body rubs and "something extra" to the females. Flash forward a few minutes and there is a blonde with a plastic gun screaming at one of those guys about "his mission." He seems totally confused so this is no form of role play. Next thing you know, they are having sex. I was totally confused as to what was going on.

There is nothing special about this film. It's your very basic jump to boring oral, vaginal and anal sex.

There are 5 scenes, really nothing too special. If you're looking for some exciting sex scenes, this isn't really the movie for you. It is VERY repetitive; which I find to be annoying. I need something more exciting than your standard vanilla porn.

There are extras which are a plus.

Behind the scenes (I never know why they put these in there, do people really watch them?)
Slide show
Gallery
Trailers for other movies.
Follow-up commentary
I gave it to a friend. They didn't think it was all that great. They gave it to another friend.
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  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    Easy to follow review. Most of these reviews agree--boring!!!
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    Easy to follow review. Most of these reviews agree--boring!!!
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