Offical Wife Swap Parody

DVD by Zero Tolerance

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Funny Skits-Boring Sex

I was entertained by the spoof parts of this porn, but I was bored otherwise. When I wasn't laughing, the sex scenes were unoriginal and repetitive. They did the same angels, positions, ways to finish etc. It just became too predictable.
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Pros:
Funny!, Some good stars, Good Spoof.
Cons:
Sound wavers, No anal, Unoriginal and repetitive sex scenes.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Wife Swap is of course a parody. I was a bit skeptical of it at first because I had never watched a porn comedy before, but I loved it! Well...the comedy parts of it. It had both my partner and I laughing but for the most part, but not aroused. The sex scenes lacked originality and were repetitious.

The movie opens up with a mini interview of the couples which are pretty funny. It also introduces the stars of the film. They are: Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, Sara Sloane, Naomi Banxxx, Rebeca Linares, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, James Deen, Marco Banderas, Julia Ann, and Mark Wood. While they are introduced it shows mini scenes of what their sex scenes are going to be in the movie.

It goes back to the funny interviews with the individual couples, of which there are 6. There is a good range of body types and races. Two of the guys go meet their new wives. First is a white couple made up of a white girl who is very much into anthropology and sociology and her husband who is an aspiring rapper. The other couple is black and made up of a diva and an aspiring lawyer. They swap, comedy ensues before the sex scenes get underway.

First is the diva and the aspiring rapper. This scene includes mutual oral ans sex. I was a bit annoyed by the female saying "oh shit" over and over. Also during their sex he slips out quite a few times which turned us off because it looked very strange. They do get into a better rhythm with different positions and even do some titty fucking. He finishes on her ass. I wasn't into this scene much.

The second scene is between the sociologist and the want to be lawyer. It starts off with some rough oral and then goes to girl on top and a variety of other positions. It ends with her finishing him orally. Again, we weren't too turned on by this scene. For my guy it was the hairy bush. For me it just was unoriginal.

Then is the second set of white couples, one from lower class Bronx and one from the upper class Hamptons. The one from the Bronx has a son too. The wives go meet their new husbands. Their spoof scenes are longer than the first couple, but just as funny. I really liked the "Mrs. Bronx" character because she was just so over the top.

The third sex scene is between "Mrs. Bronx" and "Mr. Hampton". It starts with her giving him oral and then leading to sex. The girl sounds like a seal! Again, didn't do much for us in terms of arousal but the girls commentary during sex was funny! It ends with him cumming on her face.

The Fourth sex scene is between "Mrs. Hampton" and the son. It starts with them making out then him giving her oral. If you like older younger fetishes, this might be for you since the woman is supposed to be old enough to be his mom (and might be). They have sex and she gives him oral multiple times. They do some pretty interesting positions which turned us on. It ends with him cumming in her mouth. By this point, I'm pretty bored with the scenes being so similar though.

The next set of couples are nerds from Nebraska and a loving couple of Spaniards. "Mr. Spaniard" and "Mrs. Nebraska" don't waste much time getting down and dirty. She starts off by giving him a blow job while he is cooking her dinner. "Mr. Nebraska" on the other hand is having a really hard time pleasing his temperamental new wife. Since "Mr. Nebraska" apparently sucks at everything, his new wife makes him have sex with her to make up for it. She gives him oral and then he reciprocates before they have sex. He finishes on her face just like everyone else.

Then the other couple takes their turn. They give each other oral and then have sex in boring positions that have all already been done in the porn. At least he finishes on her butt for a change. I like the female porn star because I have seen her in other things, but even this scene was just meh to me. The movie abruptly ends. It would have been great if they did ending interviews for some more laughs.
Experience
EXTRAS/FEATURES:

Run Time: ~2 hours 25 mins

-Choose a scene menu for those who like that
-Behind the scenes. It really is some camera man going around talking to some of the girls about mostly unrelated stuff.
-Pop-shot option which is all the cum shots
-Gallery of photos
-Trailers for other porn


I am giving this porn 3 stars. None of the scenes were really hot. They bored me with their repetition and lack of originality. The movie as a whole was god though. The idea of Wife Swap as a spoof was great and who doesn't love to laugh? The quality was pretty good, but I got annoyed with the sound. In some scenes it would be much quieter than others. If you like a lot of oral, then this is great movie for you, otherwise, if you like anal etc. you won't find it here.
Follow-up commentary
This was just too plain Jane and vanilla for me. It was a hoot to watch the first time, but didn't have enough hot stuff to be worth watching again. It was passed along to someone else. I recommend renting this one or borrowing it if you can.
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    • All sex
    • Couples
    • Oral
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    • Behind the scenes
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    • Gallery
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Comments
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    My husband and I were also put off by the scene where you described the girl sounding like a seal. We also wanted to mute the last scene, too.
    Great review!
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    ZenaidaMacroura  
    I wish there had been interviews at the end, too. Good review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks guys!
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Red Vinyl Kitty  
    Thanks for the great review! This sounds funny, but I think I'll stay away. The sex scenes sound.. Like they just aren't for me.
  • mysecretcollection
    mysecretcollection  
    Predictable porn bores me as well. Thanks for the great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Welcome!
  • Serendipity
    Serendipity  
    Good review! boo - no anal! I gave this movie the same rating as you.
  • Not here
    Not here  
    Good review, this was definitely too boring for us too. At least the acting was funny!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Great review Lauren!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks guys!
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    I don't even want to buy this after all the reviews, most people don't like it.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I would save your money. Good call.
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