Batman XXX - A Porn Parody by Vivid - review by jedent

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Holy Popshot Batman!

If you're into people wearing masks and capes while fucking, this is your scene. True to the old 60's television show, the Batman XXX movie uses the best elements of that classic series to make this porn parody a new favorite for anyone who is into comedic remakes of their favorite superhero stories.
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Pros:
Comedic, some decent scenes, Robin totally fucks Batgirl, great classic quotes
Cons:
Some of the sex is lame and boring
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
This was fantastic--if you like a little corny with your porny.

This is a parody version of the old Batman show from the 60's, complete with jumpy brass go-go music, dastardly plots, and the Batusi--but with porn! Here's a basic rundown of what goes on in the film, with no plot spoilers:

Batman's girlfriend is kidnapped by the Riddler and held in a jail cell. Her bed is too hard so she asks Riddler if there is any way that he could find her a better mattress to sleep on, and he does--for a price. She then proceeds to suck him off through the jail cell bars, which is made hilarious because he keeps pulling his dick out of her mouth, wiggling it and bouncing it up and down while giggling hysterically.

It turns into fucking, which my boyfriend and ex found to be not so hot. In fact, the Riddler was giggling and wiggling his cock around so much that it was distracting. My boyfriend said that seeing his balls just hanging out of his pants against that tight nylon suit made his balls itch just to look at. But, the riveting go-go music plays throughout the whole scene for added hilarity.

This is the only scene in the movie that has anal sex and a little rimming. In fact, Batman's girlfriend says "eat my dirty asshole, Riddler" which is one of the better quotes in the film as far as the WTF factor. So if you're into anal and guys laughing wildly while swinging their erections around, this would be your scene, which lasts a good 10-15 minutes.

And then as the dynamic duo is climbing a building, Ron Jeremy suddenly pops out of a window and asks them if they'd like to help him fuck a bunch of girls. Any excuse for a cameo, eh Ron? Anyway, they have work to do, even though Ron tries to convince them because there are apparently tons of women in his room who desperately need to get fucked, but they continue on their way up the wall.

And then there's a cheesy dance scene, enter Batusi.

And then Batman gets date raped, rohypnol and all.

The girl has a firm, tight body with a big jiggly butt and totally dominates Batman, even saying things like "Did I ask you to speak, Batman?" The scene is actually pretty hot, even I was enjoying it except that the girl gave very noisy head, like she was slurping Ramen noodles in the most disgusting of ways. But it ends with "Blow your bat-load in my mouth," and he does, and...scene.

Then Batgirl arrives.

Her and Robin go off to fight crime.They stumble upon the Joker getting it on with two Go-Go dancers. Robin tries to cover Batgirl's eyes, but she refuses and says "No Robin, it's hot!" She's kind of adorable, I mean...she's my porn hero in this flick. Because after we watch Joker go all out with these two girls, which is more cool than hot and ends hilariously with him saying "NOW GET DOWN THERE, I'M GOING TO CUM ON YOUR FACES" in his best Jack Nicholson voice, followed by "NOW REMEMBER TO SMILE WHEN YOU TAKE THE LOAD!" we get to see Batgirl and Robin in a youthful underdog fuck scene full of win.

Honestly, Robin is the man. He's got the smallest penis in the film, but he fucks Batgirl; that in and of itself makes him a winner. He pretty much fucks the shit out of her, is really into spanking, and let out a few "golly's" and "jeepers'" while doing so.

Although it is hilarious when Batman corrects Robin's grammar, reminding us that the Boy Wonder is just a boy.

The movie ends with a threesome scene of Batman and Robin fucking Catwoman. Catwoman takes off her mask and is therefore no longer hot, except when she tells them to "cum on her dirty kitty face." Actually, this scene comes after the plot has wrapped up, and is actually pretty boring. I admit to fast forwarding to the end.

I mean, The End???

Because it's a cliff hanger, naturally, you'll have to tune in next time.

I hope Vivid follows this up with another one. I really enjoyed this! Four stars all around!
Follow-up commentary
We lend this out to houseguests all the time with the promise of a damn good time from laughing. Trouble is, I forgot who I last lent it to so we're currently posting odd Facebook all-calls to find out who took it.
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Comments
  • kck
    kck  
    Wow, what a fun product to review! Well done
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    WOW al I can say is WTF??!!?? Arch is such a geeky fan of batman and he threatened to do evil things to me if I get him this video...So of course Sigel has it ordered for a Christmas gift!
    Great review!
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    This sounds hilarious! Great review!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Great review!
  • seaofneptune
    seaofneptune  
    I'm a geek and I love Batman, I almost thought about watching this for fun. I'm not sure as I want to now but we'll see. Plus the Riddler and the Joker look just plain creepy. Thank you for the great review!
  • CS2012
    CS2012  
    Thanks for a great review.
  • Tart
    Tart  
    Very good review.
  • Emma
    Emma  
    cool review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    "eat my dirty asshole, Riddler" HAHAHAHAA i have to have this!
  • neil i.
    neil i.  
    "Pros: Robin totally fucks Batgirl." You have won my heart for that one.
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