I'm not swapping this one!This is a funny light-hearted porn film with actors that while not too adventurous, have tons of chemistry. The film may not take too many risks but it delivers on the basics.
Chemistry between actors, basic vanilla average sex.
Simple, follows the basic porn formula.
The Official Wife Swap Parody XXX version is a parody of the popular prime time show. I have watched the show once or twice, but not an avid fan. So if I was browsing around I probably wouldn't have picked this out to buy. However, I am glad that I did receive it to review. It is pretty average, but sometimes average is exactly what you need in porn.
The scenes are all pretty much the same, just different actors pairing up. I do sometimes wish that there was a bit more creativity put into the movie.
The females in the movie are Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr Rebeca Linares, and Julia Ann
The males in the film are Marco Bandaras, Prince Yahshua, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, and Rob Spallone.
The film was all just hetero couplings. I think it would have been nice to throw some curveballs in there, but I understand that this is just your average porn movie so I'm not entirely surprised they don't involve anything other than MF couples.
Honestly the format for pretty much all the scenes is-
Step one- Kissing
Step two- fondling
Step three- oral
Step four- PiV sex
That's it. Nothing out of the ordinary here, but it gets the job done! There is nothing that is in the way of enjoying a perfectly good porn movie. However if you are someone who likes things on the kinkier side then this probably isn't the movie for you. However if you like some straight up vanilla sex with people who look like they are actually enjoying it (and not just there for the paycheck) then this is a great movie.
The packaging is not at all discreet. There are nekkid people all over the box. So if you are looking for some secret porno movie, then this isn't the best bet (although putting it in a plain case would do the trick).
Honestly one of the best things about this movie was the dialogue. I know!!! In a porno?!?!!??!!?! Yep, in a porno. There are some gems in this movie (although I won't spoil them all for you, you'll need to buy the movie to get the rest) but one of my favorites was a reference to a girl's "white clam sauce". Oh yes. Gems like those.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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