Kinky Cock-tales Kinky Cock-tales

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Kinky? Kinda. Cock? Yes. Tales? Sorta.

All-in-all, Kinky Cock Tales is thoughtfully stylized porn that blurs the line between main stream and gonzo. It has sexual acts for everyone from every persuasion and is an excellent couples film. While, I was a little disappointed by the lack of plot, the sex is so hot, you couldn't make it through the film without fucking your partner's brains out anyway, so it isn't missed "that" much.
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Pros
Great image quality, artfully erotic, hot sex
Cons
Lack of story-line, special effects can be distracting, lacks star-power
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Kinky Cock-tales, produced by Ninn Worx and directed by Jazmin Jones, is the story of six friends who meet once a month at a bar discussing their most exciting erotic escapades. While I was impressed with the narration, I had kind of hoped that it would have continued further into each scene, the narrator would lay out the scenario but once the stage was set, it was nothing more than sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I would have just preferred a little more plot.

The Ninn Worx editors used split screens, picture-in-picture, and other visual effects throughout the film. It was almost like they had just gotten the new version of Final Cut and wanted to try out all the special effects features. I found these visual effects nothing more than novelty, and sometimes found that it detracted from the sex.

Scene 1 starts with Daria Glower getting undressed by her lover in the kitchen. Soon, she's fetching a bottle of whipped cream and begins sucking his dick covered with whip cream. He follows suite when he performs cunnilingus on the kitchen table. After fucking her doggie style, he puts whipped cream in the shape of a heart near her ass and licks it up! Then he teller her he wants to fuck her ass and she obliges him by letting him have her ass in the spoon position on the kitchen counter. After a few minutes he continues fucking her ass on the floor in reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with her jerking him off in her mouth and on her breasts.

Scene 2 is a professor lecturing on ancient civilization. His story begins with Julius and Maximus arguing who's sexier, Venus or Cupid. They soon fall asleep, and in their haze see a nude blonde swimming. They help her out of the pool and proceed to have a very hot threesome that ends with some very hard double penetrations. She sucks them off and lets them squirt their loads on her tits.

Scene 3 stars Susan, who tells the story of a bride played by Tarra White who is helped by her best friend for the big day. Her friend talks her into one last threesome when a man enters the room. Of course she agrees and they proceed to "seduce" the gentleman who fucks both of them. This scene was probably my least favorite as I felt the connection just wasn't there between the two ladies.

Scene 4 stars Stacy Silver, Euro-blonde, who is probably the most popular actress in the film. Stacy is dreaming up the perfect man on a hot summer's day when one magically appears. She takes very little time dropping to her knees and giving him the best blowjob in the film. He returns the favor by eating her out. There's some kink when she ties his hands and blindfolds him to the bed while she has her way with him. Eventually they return to regular sex and she takes a cumshot to end the scene.

Scene 5 is the story of Damien, a fitness guru who is looking for the perfect body. The scene begins with two models who are late for their personal workout. Things start off rather innocent with the two attractive brunettes working out, but then the trainer and his friend grope the ladies into seduction. Of course, their clothes come off and the guys go down on the girls first. The sexy ladies return the favor and perform side-by-side blowjobs. The sex continues to get hot and heavy with the girls getting fucked in a number of positions. The scene ends with one girl getting a cumshot on the ass and the other on the chest and stomach. This was probably my favorite scene although there wasn't any anal.

The last scene features a dancer who doesn't abide by the "no touching" rule. In this story, Ashley Robbins, a top-heavy stripper, is a private dancer who happens to be dancing for another girl. After very nice pole dance, Ashley and her client have romantic lesbian sex! I like a good lesbian scene just as much as the next person but, but when Ashley started using a wine bottle up her client's pussy I was a little turned off. Not necessarily the way I would have wanted to end the film.

Extras Features:

The extras include an automated slideshow, trailers, behind-the-scenes, and bonus pole dance. It was pretty much par for the course and none of the features were worth watching more than once.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Artcore
    • Couples sex
    • Erotic
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mutual stimulation
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  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Great review, thanks!
  • Contributor: deadpoet
    great review
  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    That first scene sounds pretty hot
  • Contributor: Kitt Katt
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Very good review- I really like the sound of scene 2. I usually don't buy porn but thanks to your review, this just made my wishlist.
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. This sounds interesting, adding it to the wish list.
  • Contributor: Daniel & Brittany
    Very very nice review! I love how you broke the scenes down for us!
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Good review. Seems smiler to what I've seen of Ninn Worx.
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