Screwed and Tattoo'd by Vivid - review by hotbbw

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Lots of Screwing and a few tattoos may make you blue

I think Vivid should rethink Screwed and Tattooed. It is not the best quality, the advertisements in the middle of the movie were very disappointing to me.
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Pros:
Affordable, quick sex scenes
Cons:
poor quality, no story line, advertisements
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
Screwed and Tattooed may not be your personal favorite. If you are into story lines, or porn with a theme, this one is not the one for you. If you are into short scenes, with lots of sucking, licking and screwing, this one is the perfect fit.

This movie has no story line. It is composed of short scenes taken from a collection of other movies. It begins with about 10-15 minutes of advertisements. As the main features start, it is just 5-10 minute scenes out of other movies. And not the highest quality movies either. They seem to be from the late 80's and early 90's. At times, the voice overs do not match the scene. Now, it does have lots of sucking, licking, and screwing, back to back scenes of it to be exact.

After about 4-5 of the short scenes, there is yet another advertisement for Vivid Entertainment, a movie, or a phone number. For my taste, this is just tacky. If I buy a movie to watch to get in the mood, I do not want an advertisement popping up in the middle between scenes. It advertises 4 hours, but it is only 3 1/2 hours with the last half hour being advertisement.

Now if you are into back to back sex scenes without the story line, this is the movie for you. It has woman on man, woman on woman, two women and one man. Everything you could wish for, without the wait of the story line to play out. There is nothing hardcore in it either, so it would be perfect for those who do not like S&M, or hardcore stuff. There are a few "role play" scenes in it also.

As for me, it is not. I am a story line kind of gal, and it just did nothing for me. The poor quality of the other movies made to make this one, and the lack of story line, just did not peak my interest or get my motor running.
Experience
If you like a story line this is a no-go.

If you like back to back sex scenes without story line this one is for you.
Follow-up commentary
I watched it again, just to make sure it would not grow on me… and NO, it is just poor quality. Neither me nor my hubby like anything about it.
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  • Madsinner
    Thanks for the review!
  • klucas88
    good review
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for sharing! Think I'll pass on this one
  • comatose-kitty
    Too bad this was terrible
  • hotcherry
    Thanks for the review.
  • TheHardOne
    Sorry it wasn't better for you. I will avoid this one.
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