The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by Lucidity

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Not for me...3

The Masseuse 3 had very little to do with a Masseuse, which I was disappointed in. The sex was vanilla, mostly PIV, a little anal and lots of oral. If you like heterosexual, PIV, nothing to wild or exciting porn, I'd say go for it. It just really wasn't my taste.
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Pros:
Attractive stars, female oral, lovely sets, lots of PIV (if you're into that), Blu-Ray combo pack.
Cons:
Very vanilla, plot was disjointed, very little having to do with a Masseuse, repetitive sex.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Listen, some people like to watch heterosexual couples have fairly vanilla sex. I say good on them! For me, the Masseuse just didn't rock my world.

The plot and continuity were a little weak (even for porn), there was nothing terribly exciting about the sex and, honestly I was really looking forward to seeing some massages turned sultry and naughty, which just did not, in fact happen. The sets and lighting were very well done and actually quite lovely. I would say it had a great production value all around, so no complaints there. Also, you do get both a DVD and a Blu-Ray in this one set, so that's fantastic when looking for more bang for your buck (so to speak).

There is a good amount of female oral, which is a huge turn on for me, but several facials, which is a bit of a turn off in my book. Some of the female orgasms were kind of over the top, (yes, even for porn) and I was, for the most part quickly board by the predictable model of: kissing followed by oral followed by more oral followed by PIV sex. There is one scene with a bit of rimming and some anal, but it was short-lived and that was the most exciting thing that happened.

Aside from the fact that this flick just was not my taste, there was nothing inherently wrong with it. The actors and actresses were all quite attractive and well-groomed the acting was not bad (per se) and the sex was...for the most part, sexy. It just was not my cup of tea. But like I said, if you like heterosexual, penis-in-vagina penetration, oral, cum shots and not much else, you might totally dig this one, and to those people I say, give The Masseuse 3 the ol' college try!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My The Masseuse 3 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Purpleladybug
    Purpleladybug  
    Thanks for the review!!
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