Fatal Seduction by Sweet Sinner - review by limitless

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Not my cup of tea...

While the dangerous idea of having sex with a "hot" coworker while your "hot" wife is away is an exciting one, in a porno plot, it's just cheesy and overrated. Especially if neither your wife nor your coworker actually are hot...nor you, for that matter. This might be some sort of fantasy according to guys, but in the movie, it's portrayed terribly and I can't say I recommend this DVD to anyone.
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Pros:
spontaneous sex was hot, resolution was good
Cons:
all cast members unattractive, really lame acting, most sex scenes not arousing
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
I've watched some pretty bad porn in my day, and sadly, I do have to say that FATAL SEDUCTION is now at the top of that dog list. What determines "bad porn", exactly? Well, I'll tell you. And then I'll tell you how FATAL SEDUCTION fits into all the bad porn categories:

1. Weak, weak plot. Okay, it's not like pornos are expected to be New York Times Bestsellers or anything in the plot arena, but let's hear it for originality! A busty (fake), tan, puffy-lipped lady comes in to work the very morning your wife goes away for a modeling shoot? How cliche can these producers get? And of course they fuck on the first date. Of course.

2. Lame acting. Surprisingly, a lot of feature films I've come across have had decent acting. FATAL SEDUCTION non inclusive, of course. Both the male protagonist and female performers had awful acting. A lot of it was a tongue-in-cheek moment for me because I just wanted to laugh (or cry) at how bad the acting was.

3. Unattractive cast. This one's a given. If they ain't hot, I don't wanna watch.

4. Non-arousing sex scenes. This one is major. In porn, if anything, the sex scenes have to be arousing. They have to be good enough for me to jack off to; else, they wouldn't be porn, they'd just be stupid DVDs nobody watched. A good porno doesn't need a good plot, nor good acting, nor an attractive cast. A good porno can have JUST hot sex, and it'd still be good. However, even this was lacking in FATAL SEDUCTION, which is why it tops off to be one of the worst pornos I've ever had to sit through.

The final verdict? This one's a waste of time. I would also say money, but I got this free of charge for EdenReviewers, so for me, there's no money lost. But sitting through two hours of it really made me restless; and awfully not-horny. So huh. I don't recommend this one, and I reckon I won't like it in the near future (as I don't plan on watching it again, thank you very much).
Follow-up commentary
Porn doesn't get better the second time around, I've noticed. I wish I could donate DVDs like this to Goodwill or something. But I can't, so I just gave it to my boyfriend. ....and... he doesn't like it either. Lost cause for the both of us!
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  • Kallisto
    Kallisto  
    Good review
  • limitless
    limitless  
    Thank you for reading (:
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
  • limitless
    limitless  
    Thank you!
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