Pirate Booty for Everyone!
Highly recommended! This is particularly good for couples, as it caters to every fantasy. If you are trying to incorporate porn into the relationship, this is a good start.Published: December 1, 2009
Pros:
Great sets, plot, acting, and sex.
Cons:
Boring girl on girl scenes.
This is definitely a film worth buying. There was clearly a lot of money, time and effort put into making this movie. The sets are fantastic and the special effects are better than anything I have seen in porn.
The movie is great for couples, as there are several different scenarios and fantasies here that will appeal to both men and women.There is also a well developed storyline, peppered with a good dose of humor.Another great thing for me was that there are different cultures, shapes and sizes represented here( not the run of the mill plastic Barbie's with fake tits.) Sure, there's silicone, but you get a dose of reality too.The men are all decent looking and well groomed ( nothing turns me off more than really hot chicks fucking ugly men.Porn is fantasy...all of the actors should be pleasant to watch).
Let's get to the real reason we watch porn. Hardcore sex...it was pretty awesome! There was plenty of oral, with an equal amount of clit licking and cock sucking. The group sex scenes were imaginative and erotic ( the voyeur in you will appreciate these scenes). The fucking was hard and hot; many different positions and moods, even some light spanking and hair pulling. The only real critique I have is that the girl on girl action was boring, the ladies did not have much chemistry.
The bonus features have a lot of great stuff too! There are bonus scenes that weren't in the movie, which means more BANG for your buck. The director of this film really makes sure the audience is left horny and happy.
My partner and I made it about 1/2 hour before we starting groping, licking, sucking, and fucking. We had to finish the movie later. The best part is that we still have the bonus features to watch...That should keep us occupied for awhile.
The movie is great for couples, as there are several different scenarios and fantasies here that will appeal to both men and women.There is also a well developed storyline, peppered with a good dose of humor.Another great thing for me was that there are different cultures, shapes and sizes represented here( not the run of the mill plastic Barbie's with fake tits.) Sure, there's silicone, but you get a dose of reality too.The men are all decent looking and well groomed ( nothing turns me off more than really hot chicks fucking ugly men.Porn is fantasy...all of the actors should be pleasant to watch).
Let's get to the real reason we watch porn. Hardcore sex...it was pretty awesome! There was plenty of oral, with an equal amount of clit licking and cock sucking. The group sex scenes were imaginative and erotic ( the voyeur in you will appreciate these scenes). The fucking was hard and hot; many different positions and moods, even some light spanking and hair pulling. The only real critique I have is that the girl on girl action was boring, the ladies did not have much chemistry.
The bonus features have a lot of great stuff too! There are bonus scenes that weren't in the movie, which means more BANG for your buck. The director of this film really makes sure the audience is left horny and happy.
My partner and I made it about 1/2 hour before we starting groping, licking, sucking, and fucking. We had to finish the movie later. The best part is that we still have the bonus features to watch...That should keep us occupied for awhile.
Experience
Great for couples, or solo play.
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Thanks for the review!
As fun as this sounds, I can't imagine paying $60 for a porn. The real Pirates movie is only $19.98 (or something) AND it has Johnny Depp in it.
Good review though.
Holy crap that is expensive!
I'm surprised that you didn't like the Jesse Jane/Belladonna scene--it's actually my favorite from the movie! To each their own. Might I suggest including a short synopsis, or describing your favorite scene from the film? Thanks for the review.
what did you think of all the comedy in the film?