Pirate Porn is the Best!

This movie was GREAT. Worth the price because not only do you have the full movie, but it comes with extras. If you want to skip the movie and just watch them fuck, you can with the extended sex scenes.
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Pros
Sex scenes are amazing!
Cons
Some cheesy jokes, but you get past it quickly once they start fucking each other
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
I've had a thing for pirates ever since I saw Johnny Depp in "Pirates of the Carribbean," and always wondered how it'd be to fuck him in his pirate attire on a huge ship. Well, this movie kind of made my dreams come true aside from the actual fucking him part, ha. So there my fantasy began. Why are pirates just so hot?

This porno flick is a big budget spin on hot fucking scenes. It's an actual full-length movie with SEX. This is what happens when the PG-13 and R movies stop, this is what you REALLY want to see. The scenery is beautiful, the costumes are great, the girls are gorgeous, and the guys have huge cocks. The acting isn't too bad actually. When you think of porn, you're like, "Uh, let me fast forward this to the 'good' part". But really, the acting was tolerable and there was a story in this movie, not just random scenes put together. It was decently thought out and planned. There was actual time spent on this movie. The lighting and overall make of the film was pretty damn good.

For those of you who want to see some girl-on-girl action, you will find it here. Those who like threesomes and straight sex, this movie has that too! Whatever you may be looking for, this film covers. Not so much the fetishes, but it is worth it to take a look at, TRUST ME! This film will get you going for sure. There are some pretty intense scenes and it is HOT. The girls are wild and the guys know how to give it! From start to finish (no pun intended), it's filled with sex and it is in no way boring whatsoever.

My parting words: a must see! This would be a great addition to your collection!
Experience
For even more fun, watch it with your significant other to get the blood flowing. Once it's over, it's your turn to act out the scenes.
Follow-up commentary
I still like it. It still gives you that pirate thrill and the same great scenes to play over and over.
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    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
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    • Travel friendly
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  • Contributor: PassionQT
    Sounds like it was fun to watch!
  • Contributor: Confusedxfreak
    Oh it was
  • Contributor: LaSchwartz
    It dose sound like fun.
  • Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth
    I love this movie. I recommend the second as well.
  • Contributor: Confusedxfreak
    I have yet to see the second its on my list
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    Cheesy jokes are a turn off
  • Contributor: Confusedxfreak
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    I saw the version they had on The Movie Channel the other day. I actually recorded it so I can watch it the next day. I flipped through to all the sex scenes that was the only thing that was interesting too me. I tried to watch some of the plots but I just could not get into it. Thanks for sharing!
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