Kiss Attack Kiss Attack

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Poorly Done But Fun to Watch

Kiss Attack is a great idea that went horribly wrong. The actors and actresses can't act very well and make the entire movie hard to believe. A really good plot just doesn't flesh out in the story. Even so, it's good for a few laughs.
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Pros
Good Idea.
Cons
Bad Actors, Storyline is poorly done.
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review
OK, you know as well as I do that I hardly ever don't like a porn. However, Kiss Attack, to me, just didn't match what it promised. So, what is it supposed to be you ask? A vampire flick for all those people out there who love the new vampire sagas. What is it? I'm really not sure. So, in this rare case, I can't tell you about every scene. That would just ruin it since this is a story porn. I can tell you that there are five deadly beauties who are the demon children of Vlad Drakul. They are vampires like their father. However, they don't need to bite you to kill you. Nope, they have poisonous tongues and venom in their kiss. Hmmmm, sounds more like a rattle snake than a vampire. Now, basically, VMMX, the son of Mr. Experiment must destroy all of Drakul's daughters. How will both go about destroying? Through sex. Sounds like a good plot but it really isn't well done.

The actors and actresses include April Flores, Sasha Grey, Sara Vandella, Penny, Claudia Rossi, and Claire Adams. All the actresses are overdone. The actors begin by giving a speech. It is clear that they are reading it off cue cards! The story, acting, and sex just don't always add up. What you find though is bondage, lesbian sex, and hot, steamy sex which leads to sudden death. The death in the first scene is done in a way where you are left asking more questions than you have answers.

So, what does the DVD come with? It comes with a bonus scene, photo gallery, and a comic book, which is corny. If you like corny pornography with weak story lines, then this is for you. If you're looking for some of the better porn on the market, check out Eden's entire video catalog. They've got a lot to choose from.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    I find it funny you complain about the acting and of course Sasha Grey who has done mainstream stuff (Entourage. The Girlfriend Experience) is front and center on the cover. Ouch for Miss Grey
  • Contributor: oldman
    So, besides it being funny, was it hot?
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