The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by Love Buzz

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Part 3 in the Masseuse Trilogy this is a rather vanilla flavoured, hetro-sexual porn flick featuring some of my favourite porn stars. Sadly though, even the talents of stars such as Kayden Kross and James Deen aren't able to raise the level of this movie up above a bland, boring, blah fest, although Kayden's character's multiple [personality disorder does earn it a few extra points for bizarre randomness.
Kayden Kross, James Deen & Mick Blue
Male/Female sex only
Vanilla Scenes
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Masseuse 3
Starring Kayden Kross,, Samantha Ryan, Francesca Le
James Deen, Scott Nails, Mick Blue (her Dr)

Toni Ribas Yurizan Beltran

Bonus Features: This is a double disc pack which Digital Playground have been doing for a while, it includes both a DVD and a BluRay disc for those of us who may not have yet upgraded to the newer BluRay technology.
Both Discs include chapter indexes so you can jump to your favourite part, 8 trailers for other Digital Playground releases, a Photo Gallery and behind the scenes featurette.
The DVD has a 16x9 widescreen format and the BluRay has 1920x1060.

The twin disc pack is the same size as a regular DVD case and has a dustcover like sleeve that matches the cover of the case. It is quite far from discreet. Naked bodies all over in various stages of intercourse. Even the spine is adorned with a bare chested image of Kayden Kross, so there's no hiding that this is porn if you want to store it with your other DVDs.

The masseuse opens as many of today's tv shows do with a voice over announcing "Previously on Masseuse" which follows short clips from the aforementioned previous episodes. James Deen plays the owner of his own massage business and many of the obvious stereotypes are played upon during this opening sequence; His two buddies want to get in on the fun of earning money whilst getting to caresse the female form, only to find that sometimes the clients are fat, old hairy men, and on the jobs where they are being paid to place their hands on hot womens bodies they go far beyond a simple back rub.

Its all very blah. It's expected and cliched. I've watched other movies from the same company that star the same performers and have loved them, but the massuese was camp, but in a very akward way that just didn't work. I soon found myself wanting to fast forward through all of the dialogue to the hot bits, but even then I was left wanting.

Sex Scene 1 Is between the stunning Kayden Kross and Scott Nails. Ever since first seeing him I have been turned on by the full sleeve tribal tattoo on his left arm that reaches up onto his neck. The lead up to this scene is a little odd and different but as it starts to play out it becomes just your run of the mill porn scene. He gives her head, she sucks his dick they then have some pretty average PIV sex (Penis in Vagina) in a few different positions and it ends with her blowing him again until he cums on her face.

Kayden is hot and she really brings a lot to her scenes. Sultry and sexy should be this woman's middle names. Sadly though it just didn't do it for me. I've also noticed how much Scott Nails likes to put his hands around the throats of his leading ladies, at at least one point in this movie I wished that he'd do it to me and put me out of my misery!

The second sex scene starts without any plot or uncomfortable dialouge following the end of the first scene. This scene between Tony Ribas and Yurizan Beltran is much more sensual and seductive with a much slower pace which added to its credibility and intensity. It still sticks to the well worn formula but it works up to the penetration rather than just diving in, allowing the viewer more time to get aroused and invested in the action.

At the end of the scene the action is given a bit of context. It seems as though he lives with his ex-girlfriend - played by Samantha Ryan, who has been listening in on the action. Although the relationship is over they do still live together, and even though they are seperated there is some obvious tension over him continuing to have a sex with his new flame under their shared roof. After he leaves the flat she is left waiting for her masseuse, James Deen

The scene between Samantha and James is possibly my favourite, The scene starts with him trying to do the job he came there to do, but easily enough she convinces him to provide the extra services she's really after. He bends her over the edge of the pool table and starts to go down on her from behind. She of course reciprocates the favour before they begin fuck in a myriad of positions, incorporating different pieces of furniture from the set as they move about. The chemistry between them is great and they seem to be having a great time. Its certainly the stand out scene of the film.
Follow-up commentary
I never really was able to get into this movie. The serious disconnections throughout the action really threw me off. In the end I sent it to a new home with a major fan of Kayden Kross where her performance can be fully appreciated.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing. This one does not sound like a movie I would enjoy watching.
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