Shay's Sexual Flop
Robby D. has directed Shay Jordon, Sasha Grey, Skigh Foxxx, Finoa, Tory Lane, Scott Nails, Ben English, Trent Soluri and Marco Bandera in a film that was supposed to be sexy and seductive. I don't think he meant to make people laugh.
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Pros
Some sexy scenes; 'pretty' people.
Cons
Bad acting; fake moaning; too much ATM.
I apologize for the lack of elaborate details. I had this long review written out but I was not able to submit more than 800 characters so I had to reduce it drastically. I will talk to someone about maybe posting the full review on my blog or something. Thank you for reading. :)
Scene 1
Wet scene. There is some shower and bed action.
An extended foreplay session and a ton of fake moaning. Shay sounds like whiny puppy. There is some titty fucking the missionary position doggy style and backwards cowgirl. There is no condom and no chemistry. The scene comes to a slow, boring close as he cums on her tits.
Scene 2
Marco and Fiona have a very hot intimate relationship. The foreplay is an acceptable length. Butt plug goes from ass to mouth. Gross. Marco has terrible pleasure faces. Fiona talks dirty. No condom and backwards sex. Marco spanks her jelly jiggle. There is some anal sex and ass to mouth activities. The scene ends with cumming in her mouth.
Scene 3
Tory dominates Scott. They have a mild connection. She is clearly in charge. He licks and fingers her butthole. Kind of gross. She sucks him and he plays with her. Sex with no condom begins. The scene is rather quick but at the end they are both sweating like pigs and he cums on her ass.
Scene 4
Ben is Sasha's master/daddy. They seems to have some kind of connection. She deep-throats and sucks for what seems forever. No condom sex begins and she talks entirely too much to be enjoying what is going on. Sounds like a broken record repeating the same kinky lines. Sex is forced playfully. She has on cute shoes. He finishes with cum on her face.
Scene 5
Trent is a terrible actor and Skigh has on a leotard for fucks sake. Started kind of cheesy with the geek-type act that Trent had going. Skigh had a paddle which looked like fun until she unbuttoned her leotard like is was a onesie. I couldn't bare to watch any more. I turned it off at that point from laughing so hard.
Overall this film was not what I had hoped. It was not put together well and most of the stars were too busy trying too hard. I would not recommend this for anyone looking for something to turn them on. This movie hardly even put a dent into getting me warmed up.
Thank you Eden Fantasys for allowing me to review this film. I will take it as a learning experience. :)
Scene 1
Wet scene. There is some shower and bed action.
An extended foreplay session and a ton of fake moaning. Shay sounds like whiny puppy. There is some titty fucking the missionary position doggy style and backwards cowgirl. There is no condom and no chemistry. The scene comes to a slow, boring close as he cums on her tits.
Scene 2
Marco and Fiona have a very hot intimate relationship. The foreplay is an acceptable length. Butt plug goes from ass to mouth. Gross. Marco has terrible pleasure faces. Fiona talks dirty. No condom and backwards sex. Marco spanks her jelly jiggle. There is some anal sex and ass to mouth activities. The scene ends with cumming in her mouth.
Scene 3
Tory dominates Scott. They have a mild connection. She is clearly in charge. He licks and fingers her butthole. Kind of gross. She sucks him and he plays with her. Sex with no condom begins. The scene is rather quick but at the end they are both sweating like pigs and he cums on her ass.
Scene 4
Ben is Sasha's master/daddy. They seems to have some kind of connection. She deep-throats and sucks for what seems forever. No condom sex begins and she talks entirely too much to be enjoying what is going on. Sounds like a broken record repeating the same kinky lines. Sex is forced playfully. She has on cute shoes. He finishes with cum on her face.
Scene 5
Trent is a terrible actor and Skigh has on a leotard for fucks sake. Started kind of cheesy with the geek-type act that Trent had going. Skigh had a paddle which looked like fun until she unbuttoned her leotard like is was a onesie. I couldn't bare to watch any more. I turned it off at that point from laughing so hard.
Overall this film was not what I had hoped. It was not put together well and most of the stars were too busy trying too hard. I would not recommend this for anyone looking for something to turn them on. This movie hardly even put a dent into getting me warmed up.
Thank you Eden Fantasys for allowing me to review this film. I will take it as a learning experience. :)
Experience
Shay Jordan sounds like a whiny puppy, and Sasha Gray talks way too much. There was a lot of ATM(ass to mouth) in some scenes, and was a true turn off. There were unnecessary film shots, and some of the couple's did not connect like I feel they should have.
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Thanks for the review
@Sammi, The extra's are pretty good. There is a biography on Shay Jordan, some cum shot extra's, a behind the scene's feature with the girls, a sideshow and a photo gallery. There is also tons of movie trailers. It was probably the only part worth watching in my opinion.
@LaUr3n, I agree that the descriptions were dry. This is the first porn I have really watched since I began learning about all things sex, on top of being a new reviewer. I am no expert on porn and I couldn't find any review that had more information than the basics so I figured that it was ok. I originally had a long detailed review done, and I had planned on posting it to my website, but was not allowed to. When I resulted to doing the on-site review, I found that I could not post more than 800 words. My review was well over that and while trying to limit the words, I had to limit such detailed description. I apologize.