Hard Candy by Digital Playground - review by Falsepast

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Simply Average

This movie was mediocre, with nothing really worth seeing. I was disturbed by the creepy child-like lullaby in the Slideshow option and the title (hard candy is "an underage girl who is particularly attractive and/or gullible"). The menu was well organized, the sex was watchable and not particularly dull, and the audio, stars and lighting were all okay, which managed to get this at least 3/5.
Menu is well organized. Watchable sex. Pretty good audio, stars and lighting.
Title. Nothing worth seeing. Slideshow. Immediately switches scenes.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Packaging/Storage: The DVD comes in a standard DVD case, wrapped in plastic. The front cover has one of the stars with her shirt slightly unbuttoned. Above, it says Digital Playground presents Hard Candy 1, young and hardcore, a Robby D. treat. To the bottom it states that it includes, "Holly Morgan's first big cock" and the film was shot in HD.

The back has Robby D. and Digital Playground's official websites above multiple shots of the movie. The bottom lists Holly Morgan, Keri Sable, Claire Robbins, Leah Luv, Riley Mason, Nadia and Valery as the stars featured in the film which is rated "XXX for adults only". The special features of the DVD are listed as follows: 5.1 digital surround sound, 16x9 widescreen format, no regional coding and others that will be mentioned later.

Main Menu: Before the menu, their is a short montage of clips from the movie, followed by the menu screen which has some hardcore music playing in the background. The main menu has a picture of 3 of the girls surrounded by pink glasses, make-up, and other items considered to be girly. Next to the girls are multiple options, which I will expand on as I list.

Play movie: This instantly starts the movies without much hesitation at all. The audio was okay although, sometimes the people were a bit too quiet while talking.

Scene 1: This scene features 2 school girls in uniform talking about ditching class, boys, etc. until they are approached by random guy who flirts with them then convinces them to tour a closed library with him, which obviously leads to sex. On a side note, the "library" is just a house, and the people only have sex at the staircase. The guy gets a blowjob from both girls separately and at the same time, then there is a bit of a tit-job, which is not good at all. He then has sex with both girls, vaginal only, in different positions. Although this is an attempt to keep the scene fresh and not boring, the fact that they only have sex at the stairs makes it somewhat annoying, MOVE AROUND! As soon as this scene ends, the DVD switches to the next scene without a moments hesitation.
Scene 2: Scene 2 starts with Mr. Parker cleaning his house when his neighbor's daughter comes over claiming she's locked out of the house while her parents are away and asks if she can wait inside. She enters without invitation and proceeds to touch everything after being told not to. She begins to play music loudly and start dancing around naked, then catches Mr. Parker looking at her and forces him on to a couch. Being that this is porn, obviously sex follows. She tries to give him a blowjob while he tries his best (not very hard) to resist and say no. After a bit of sucking, he loosens up and soon enough they're doing it vaginally and orally in multiple positions. There isn't much dialogue at all during the sex and the scene just ends a few seconds after he cums.
Scene 3: There is literally no story to this scene at all. Instead it starts off with a girl showing off her ass to the camera as she walks around in short shorts. This leads to a blowjob, vaginal sex in a few positions, and finally the first anal of this porno. There were lots of close-ups during the anal sex, which made it pretty hot, but this was also one of the moments that the lighting was less than okay. It kep going in and out between good lighting and shadows. After a few minutes of anal came the cum shot with a bit of oral...wait what? Yup, that's right, ATM (ass to mouth) with no condom involved...EW. The scene ends with the camera following the girls ass, like in the beginning and the cameraman squeezing it. As with every other scene, there is an immediate cutaway to next scene.
Scene 4: A hooker rides with a guy in his truck to an empty area with a nice view. They alternate between blowjobs and vaginal in the front seat, then go for a bit of anal in the trunk of the truck. The Vaginal and oral kinda bothers me because of the fact that it seems like an enclosed space and I really hate those. The anal scene in the trunk is not really good at all for multiple reason, the first being that the girls moans are annoying. As if that weren't a turn=off enough, they go for some ATM blowjobs in the trunk too. The scene ends, thankfully, with a cum shot after a bit more anal. This is easily the worst scene of the movie.
Scene 5: A girl comes home to someone who is presumably her dad. First he complains about her being home late, then gives her panties and a bra as a present (that still makes no sense). She puts them on, tries to touch him but he slaps her hands and asks if she washed them. He then forces her to wash her hands, and soon begins to lick her. She sucks on him for a bit and mixes in a bit of a tit-job. They have sex in multiple positions before he cums on her. Then, she licks and sucks him until he comes again, on her hands this time. The movie ends with an immediate cut to credits after she licks a bit off and gets up to wash her hands per his orders.

Chapter Index: This allows you to pick from 18 different parts of the movie although the movie only features a total of 5 scenes. Each scene is represented by a moving image of the scene inside a box. It is very neat, organized and easy to work with.

Contact: Lists contact info for Digital Playground, with a picture of the girl in the Bonus Scene in her school girl outfit.

Special Features: This leads to a sub menu with a picture of one of the girls' asses pointed at you next to multiple different options.

-Cum-shot recap : This let's you pick from 5 scenes, each including the cum-shot of one of the scenes in the movie. None of the cum shot scenes are really memorable, however, the last one is somewhat noteworthy in that it features 2 cum shots. The guy in this scene cums, then gets a blowjob from the girl and cums again, which is not usually how porn works.

-Bonus Scene: The bonus scene is just a teasing scene showing a porn star not shown in the actual movie simply showing off her ass, boobs, and tongue to the camera.
Photo gallery: This let's you pick when to change picture by clicking left or right to move back or forth. There is a fair share of pictures, none really noteworthy, but not as many pictures as some other DVDs.

-Slideshow: This just shows the photo gallery for 3:20 and moves at a slow pace. The worst part is that this comes with a child-like lullaby melody in the background that just makes you feel really creepy especially since some of the images are hardcore. This is a feature better to have been left out of the DVD entirely.

-Trailers: In here you can pick from 10 trailers, each represented by their DVD cover. The downside in this feature is that its actually very hard to see the highlighted option, even though the highlight is yellow and background is black. There are 2 "Control" trailers, and trailers for "Pirates", "Island Fever 3", "Porcelain", "deeper", "Jack's POV", "My First Porn 4", "Jack's Playground: Big Tit Show", and "Jack's Teen America: Mission 13". Once the trailer you pick is over, it will play all the following trailers and repeat until you hit the menu button.
Follow-up commentary
Still not a big fan of this DVD. It's acceptable, but to me, it's not really that exciting =/ It doesn't do anything to really stand out from other porno DVDs.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Hard Candy tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
Do you like this review?
  • Zandrock
    Thanks for the review
  • Upyourreviews
    Thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    Great review.
  • Bex1331
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Falsepast
    @upyourreviews you're welcome
  • Falsepast
    @undead thanks
  • Falsepast
    @bex1331 you're welcome
  • SkylarrStarr
    Yikes...the creepy tune is enough to turn me off! Thank you for the review!
  • Falsepast
    You're welcome. I agree it is a turn off
  • unfulfilled
    Great review, doesn't sound like something we'd be interested in. Thanks for sharing!
  • Basalt
    Thanks for the detailed review!
  • Falsepast
    you're welcome
  • Falsepast
    @unfulfilled thanks
  • travelnurse
    Thanks for the review!
  • SaiDiscordia
    Thanks for a great review. I personally have only seen a couple of porn flicks and I laughed throughout them both, nothing to be turned on about. Still trying to find something that I think I will enjoy and can watch with the hubby. Love your details of your review, but I think I will pass. The daddy/daughter thing bugs me.
  • skeeterlynn
    Thank you for the review!
  • Falsepast
    Thanks guys
  • Falsepast
    @SaiDiscordia Yeah I'd recommend that you just skip this one
  • meluaz69
    thank you for the review
  • Falsepast
    You're welcome
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