Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Isabel0329

First off, this needs to be said. Can we stop the porn parodies already? Please, porn making companies. Stop filming them. There may be a market for them, but this kinkster will never watch one again if I can manage it. Almost any time porn performers try to do any acting, it turns out badly and this is no exception. *gets off porn soapbox*

Okay phew. Got that out of my system. Now let's continue with rest of my oh-so-unkind remarks. The five seconds I spent watching the original Wife Swap on network television provided me the premise for this. Two couples, diametrically opposed to each other in every way, swap wives for a period of time and either hilarity or drama ensues. The neat freak woman with the messy family. The deeply religious woman with the staunch atheists. City folk go to the country. Pretty much an exercise in stereotypes of all colors, shapes and sizes.

The porn parody of it? Pretty similar in all respects, except there's very little wacky hi-jinks and most of the time they spend fucking instead. If the "couples" spend more than two minutes talking to each other before ending up naked and fucking, then my watch was running fast. Okay admittedly, it's a porn. You don't watch porn for the talking. And quite frankly, it's a good thing you don't because watching this reminds me why porn stars are not actresses. With the exception of about two minutes of even mediocre acting by Sara Sloane and Rebeca Linares (who is probably the hottest woman in this whole porn) all you want the stars of this movie to do is shut up and have sex. I was cringing the entire time they were attempting to act.

A quick side trip here to point out that despite they're unpopularity in a majority of porn watchers, I really prefer condom use in my pornography. There is something about safe sex that really is sexy itself. Distracting or not, when I see a condom in a porn it immediately gets a credibility boost in my mind. They may not facilitate the age old porn tradition of cumshots, but they should be more prevalent. This porn knows exactly what their audience is - those porn watchers that enjoy the cumshot. In fact there is a separate option to go right to the "popshots" as the makers of this porn call them. Why mess around with all the foreplay, oral, and actual sex? You can watch the exact moment when a dude shoots his load and nothing more.

And we're back on track on Happy Little Porn Road. Someone get me off this damn road! Ugh. Stereotypes aside, there are a couple performances that save this move. James Deen when he's not trying to act Long Island white boy thug (horrible stereotype by the way), Rebeca Linares, Sara Sloane and Bobbi Starr when she's not acting the part that's written for her.

The behind the scenes are amusing at best, though quite frankly I didn't find them worth watching. Thirteen minutes of interviews about random stuff that I found rather boring. The trailers for other movies by the same production company provided some entertainment, but one trailer had a woman eating and fondling fried chicken while she received oral. Whoa threw me out of the moment!

Bottom line? Just say no to porn parodies, especially the Official Wife Swap Parody. Don't do it. Just don't. You'll thank me, I promise.