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The Masseuse 3 could put you to sleep!

This dvd was not real exciting to me. I found myself pushing fast forward more then I should be for a porn. I like to watch porns with plots sometimes and this one was suppose to have one and did not. It had little to do with a masseuse and the scenes weren't that exciting. My hubby and I had to put in another porn to get turned on.
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Pros:
special features, blu ray and dvd combo
Cons:
boring, no real plot, repetitive, same scenes different actors
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Content/Genre/Audience

This film was written by Kay Brandt and produced by digital playground. This film was gear toward a heterosexual couple in my opinion. It was hard to follow and wasn't really about massage. There was suppose to be some kind of plot centered around a masseuse, but I never really saw much massage scenes. This film is 1 hour and 45 minutes in length and I'm not sure I could have stayed interested much longer. I already found myself fast forwarding through most of the video.

Actors

I will rate the actors with stars from 1 to 5, 5 being the best and 1 being the worst performance.

Female actors:

Kayden Kross***
Francesca Le**
Samantha Ryan**
Yurizan Beltran**

Male Actors:

Scott Nails***
Mick Blue***
James Deen***
Toni Ribas***

I wasn't impressed with any of the actors in this film only because the plot was hard to follow and it didn't live up to what I was expecting in a porn. It was the same thing over and over and it had some corny sex scenes.

DVD Features

This DVD has many features like any other porn you will order. It does come with both DVD and Blu Ray so you can have both if that's what you desire. It comes with a cardboard slip cover that has the same features and pictures on it, so if you have no need for it it can be thrown away. More features that you can find on the menu are:

-special bonus trailers
-16X9 widescreen format
-slide show/photo gallery
-motion chapter index
-behind the scenes featurette

On the blu ray you also get
-photo gallery
-chapter index

Scenes

Scene one: Kayden Kross and Scott Nails

In this scene it was not the best start to a porn video. Kayden was in a type of camo lingerie outfit and was acting like she was stocking her prey. She kept asking who sent the masseuse and what was his mission. It was not sexy at all and a bit boring. Even with they did get into the sex by that time I was lost and didn't really even care to watch. There was some oral sex in the beginning followed by the regular intercourse. Nothing real exciting about this scene.

Scene two: Yurizan Beltran and Toni Ribas

This sex scene was a little more intimate and easier to watch, but still put me to sleep. I found myself fast forwarding more in this film then any other I have watched.
Experience
Scene three: Samantha Ryan and James Deen

Well in this scene there was actually a massage though it lasted about 30 seconds and it was a little awkward. Then it went into some oral sex followed by the regular intercourse. There was somewhat of a plot to this scene because it did involve a masseuse, but still you can tell that's not what this film is about.

Scene four: Francesca Le and Mick Blue

This scene took place in a doctors office and was suppose to be a quickie, but didn't get portrayed that way. They were eager to strip down naked and engage in the oral and intercourse like all the other scenes. It would have been nice to see a real quickie that was very sexual, but this one took about 30 minutes for the scene and just did not meet my expectations.

Scene five: Kayden Kross and Mick Blue

You thought at first this scene was going to include three men with Kayden, but two did not stay and it again was just the two. They should have incorporated the two into the scene somehow because it would have been much more interesting. This was about the ONLY massage scene in the whole movie and it was very sensual and appealing to watch. By this time I am so over this movie that it was really hard to even think about enjoying the sex scene.
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My The Masseuse 3 tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    Archery  
    Great review, thanks!
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