The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by phunkyphreak

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The Masseuse 3 should have stopped at 1

This movie left me wanting more and I found myself dozing off during it. If you want something to stimulate you this is not it.
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Pros:
Beautiful girls, nice oral scenes
Cons:
boring & lacking creativity
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
This is a dvd/blueray combo that is by Digital Playground. It has a run time of 2 and a half hours. This movie stars Francesca Le, James Deen, Kayden Kross, Mick Blue, Samantha Ryan, Scott Nails, Toni Ribas, & Yurizan Beltran. This set also has special features that include special bonus "Trailers", photo gallery & slide show, & behind the scenes. It also has chapter selection which is a nice feature.

This movie is part of a series that I think should have stopped at the first one. This movie had no plot that I can tell and it left off at the previous movie so if you have not seen the others you may be lost. The story is a bout a pretty women who has multiple sexual personalities. She visits a massage parlor and gets everything including the tip. I think that this movie lacks excitement and creativity. This main character cracks me up for some reason maybe it is bad acting and the fact that she is getting sexercised instead of massaged, I don't know. It seems to me this is just another slam bam thank you ma'am movie. I like a plot and some creative scenes not just bend over let me shove this in you.

Although it does have some nice looking man candy in it, the women as sexy and have nice bodies. I like that is uses no condoms and it does have anal scenes. It also includes some decent oral scenes. I think by the end of this movies I was done it bored me and left me wanting more. It could have had more sex and at least a half assed attempt at a plot. If you are looking for a fantasy movie or something that will excited you, try another movie this is just a cookie cutter porn.
Follow-up commentary
This is so boring. I find that I fall asleep to this movie more then I watch it. It does have some nice moves in it but I find it so "blah" and same-old.
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My The Masseuse 3 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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