Official Basic Instinct Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Beck

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This movie was more talk than action. Really, I would really rather watch the actual movie. This is the first parody I have ever watched. I am not sure I will watch another; they are more of a gag than anything.
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Pros:
Actors and actresses are good looking, average people.
Cons:
That horrible wig (I believe) was distracting.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Already being a huge fan of the actual movie Basic Instinct, when I heard that there was a porn movie I was excited to watch it. This movie stayed pretty true to original but added more XXX sex scenes, of course. The cover of this movie is just like the actual movie. There is a picture of Brianne Benson and Michael Vegas; he is on top of her and she is scratching him exotically.

This movie starts just like the original with Catherine Tramell, who is Brianne Benson, having sex with the rock star Johnny Boz. During this scene she takes an ice pick to him, as in the original. The police show up and Roxy, who is Lexi Bell, and Catherine are both there pretty much wearing nothing. Of course, they show off to the police officers also.

After the police leave, Roxy and Catherine have some totally hot lesbian sex! Best scene all movie. They do this at the top of the stairs of Catherine’s house. This was my favorite scene the whole movie, since I tend to favor lesbian scenes. Although she's Catherine in this movie, I noticed in this scene she is wearing a very distracting wig. I am almost positive it is a wig; I saw the mesh when she was lying on the ground. No big deal really; however, this is distracting.

Next the police show up to interview Catherine, and they take her down to the station. While at the station and during the interview is the famous crotch shot Catherine gives. This is really kind of silly; the whole room gets all hot and bothered by seeing this shot.

After the interview Nick, who is Michael Vegas, has to go see his shrink, Beth, who is Lyla Storm; they talk and end up having sex in her office. This scene was nothing special, just your ordinary couple’s scene.

After doing so Nick goes back to the office where he and Officer Neilson, who is Ryan Mclane, argue. Then Officer Neilson walks away, walking into an interrogation room. In this interrogation room is a woman who has been arrested for prostitution. She seduces Officer Neilson, since he is in need of getting laid. The woman, who is Brandy Aniston, starts off by taking her clothes off and then ends up in sex. This scene is better than Nick and Beth, for me.

Now Beth and Nick have a fight, while he maintains an erection, about how he wants to bang three chicks right now, but he can not since they are all murder suspects. Meanwhile, two other officers, who are Francesca Le and Will Powers, get it on in an office at the station. This scene is pretty hot; they have good angles for the camera in this scene.

Finally Beth is found dead after trying to kill six college girls. They believe that she killed Johnny Boz, so therefore Nick heads to Catherine’s. This is finally where they have sex. This is a pretty good couple’s scene with music in the background. This is the scene that ends the movie, and should be the best. However, the best for me would have been Catherine, Roxy, and Nick; that would have been worth it.

All in all this is an okay movie; however, I think the actual movie is better porn. Maybe if they would have had my suggested ending. I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes parodies.
Follow-up commentary
Porn is one of those things that I can only watch a few times. I do not want to feel like I am getting to know the actors and actresses. This one is just okay and never really did tickle my fancy.
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My Official Basic Instinct Parody tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On your tv
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Visual
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  • Beck
    thanks for voting!
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    You are welcome.
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