Paradise Island by Shane's World Productions - review by Willow Wand

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Vomit is NOT sexy!

I don't know how much I can write about this film, just that I can't give it a good rating. I am sure there are people out there that like this, but I am not one of them.
Published:
Pros:
Beautiful Location
The End Credits
Cons:
Drinking
Vomiting
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
This film was not to my liking in any way. I mean, the spot(s) they decided to film at were nice to look at, but looking into the background is not really why you buy a porn. The entire film was vanilla, which wasn't really my problem. I took offense to the vomiting that happened, I mean, come on, they could have edited that out!

If I wanted to see a bunch of people get drunk, I could walk down to one of my local bars. It is not what I consider a good time, and why I stay away from the bar scene. People get nasty when drunk, and not in a good "dirty" way, just gross.

While Michael Vegas is hot (and an awesome guy to talk to by the way), I wasn't feeling a great vibe with him, or any of the other cast members in this film. I think that was mainly due to the drunkenness and all that garbage though. I have a feeling that if they took away the alcohol, this could have been a great film. The idea of losing yourself in a beautiful location is something we all dream of, so they had that part right.

I received this DVD through the Porn Club on EdenFantasys, and am honestly glad that I did not pay for this one. I suggest you also do not waste your money on this, unless of course, you LIKE vomiting, drinking and swearing. A bunch of people getting drunk and mean, some vomit, a little bit of sexual activity — sounds like a redneck family reunion to me, and I want no part of it!

To add the number of words required for this review, I must tell you that this DVD came in a plastic DVD case for it's own protection, although, I might have been better off if it was shipped without the case, in a box full of rocks.
Follow-up commentary
I have tried to watch this again, but it really is not my style. I don't like the "reality tv" feel to it.
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  • Ms. Spice
    Ms. Spice  
    why the hell would they show vomiting in a porno? facepalm.
  • Willow Wand
    Willow Wand  
    Yea, that was my question as well.....
  • mistressg
    mistressg  
    Ick. Sounds unappealing.
  • Peggi
    Peggi  
    Holy....wow....you have gotta be kidding me, they LEFT THAT IN THERE WITH THE VOMITING?!

    Okay, yeah, thank you for the warning because if I'd seen that, I'd probably throw up :/

    Seeing it, smelling it, hearing it, all of that makes me get sick too, so if I was watching that not only would it have been a huge turn off I'd have probably been sick!

    Nice review, though, despite the awful dvd! Sorry it was such a let down!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Gross, thanks for the warning.
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Really?? what were they thinking? Thanks for the review, now I know to stay away
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