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I'm not sure if these were 5 scenes thrown together at random or if there is some purpose to it all. Good action disguised by lazy sets and weird themes. Fetish content thrown in at the end with no warning. Hiring two hot chicks does not equal a great move.
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Pros:
Varied scene styles
Cons:
Styles don't mesh, short film. Background action is distracting
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I'm really not sure what this movie is supposed to be. I don't think it does either. I'd call it a case of style over substance, but I'm not sure it has much in the way of style either. There's some good to be had, sure, but I'm not sure its worth looking.

I'm of the mind that special features are a waste of time on these things. Most DVDs, however, at least let you waste your time. The only special feature that's actually on the disc is the bloopers(largely forgettable anyway). The behind the scenes footage and the galleries just tell you to go to their website. They didn't even have the decency to include them, even though they are advertised on the box. I did like the audio channel selection, which allows to to crank up the volume on the music or the actors. The box advertises multiple angles, but my computer says otherwise.

Coming in at a scant one hour divided into 5 scenes, this is a short film. Talent includes the advertised Jenna Jameson and Krystal Steal, as well as Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Erik Everhard, John Strong, Alaura Eden, Ariana Jollee, Avery Adams, Bella Star, Felix Vicious, Jamie Lynn, Joely Ray, Liliane, Selena Silver and Tall Goddess. Don't let the large cast list fool you, there is very little involvement from several of the listed actors. Each scene has its own unique theme, and what they're all doing together, I have no idea. It starts with a jazz aesthetic, then moves to a strip club. Tries for a colorful rave atmosphere and then does what I think it a technological theme, but is really a sequin outfit with computery scene transitions. The last scene is very fetishistic, with the male roles wearing black leather and gas masks. The scene transitions are as wildly random as the themes themselves. Some of them cut to other action, others use thematic elements or film reels. Its all very out of place and confusing.

Aside from the oddly tacked on fetish outfits, the action is very mainstream. Nothing out of the ordinary, everything you'd expect from a clubjenna film. Regular sex mixed with oral and the occasional anal scene. There is a girl on girl scene with Jenna and Krystal that just feels bland. It feels very much like the film is trying to rest on the laurels of having two big name stars in it. Also, in every scene but the weird last one, there is always something else going on. Someone watching or masturbating or stripping or whatever. I think its meant to be sexy, but it comes off as kind of offputting. I think the idea is that sex is good and more sex happening at once it better, right? It must be super sexy if everyone around them is sexing it up too. But its really not.

I think the best way to put it is this film is very slapdash. Good intentions and bad execution thrown together. Does it make sense? Who cares, we hired hot chicks. It seems like yet another film ruined by the directoral talent of Jenna Jameson. There's good action amidst the weirdness, but there's also good action in a lot of films. I give this one a pass.
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