Spider-Man XXX by Vivid - review by Sammi

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With a Great Spider-Cock Comes Great Responsibility

If you're a fan of Spider-Man and always wondered what else the masked and costumed hero did when he wasn't tying up criminals with his spider-web, you'll enjoy this porn parody. It has a great cast and decent acting, and, while the plot’s a bit silly,it does make for a fun, campy, and sexy movie.
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Pros:
Funny, good cast, decent acting, good sex, widescreen.
Cons:
One scene a bit dark, only one scene features anal.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Superhero movies are on the rise again at the box office, and so are their porn parodies on DVD. With The Amazing Spider-Man set to open this summer, Vivid hits the street first with Spider-Man XXX (A Porn Parody).

Spider-Man XXX is directed by Axel Braun, who directed others in the Vivid Superhero series. It stars Xander Corvus (Peter Parker/Spider-Man), Capri Anderson (Mary-Jane), Dick Delaware (Electro), Ash Hollywood (Gwen Stacy), Brooklyn Lee (Black Widow), Sarah Shevon (Betty Brant), Rob Black (JJ Jameson), Tyler Knight (Robbie Robertson), Peter O’Tool (Kingpin), and Seth Dickens (Flash Thompson).

The DVD comes sealed in plastic and the case has a cardboard front. Inside, behind the front cover, is a comic book roughly the size of the case. It's illustrated by Matt *Core and features 8 pages of Spider-Man's sexual exploits in full color.

The movie is presented in widescreen with good picture and clear sound. Its running time is 1 hour and 40 minutes. Extras on the disc include a non-sex version (which runs 21 minutes), chapter search, positions menu, 13 minutes of behind the scenes footage, a photo gallery, and previews of other Vivid parodies. You also get some Vivid extras and offers.

The movie opens with the creation of Electro, a utility worker who gets electrocuted by lightning while working on a power pole and becomes able to control electricity with deadly results.

At the newsroom, J.J, Robbie, and Peter discuss Spider-Man. Peter gets fired, and Robbie walks him out. After he leaves, Robbie gets Betty alone they waste no time making out and getting undressed enough to get it on. Betty shows off her cock sucking skills before she hops up on an overturned cart and Robbie fucks her from behind and then gets below her to lick her pussy. They fuck in a variety of positions before he cums in her open mouth.

When Peter arrives home after attending a funeral, he chats with his Aunt May. She introduces him to Mary-Jane, who he hasn't seen in years.

Meanwhile, at the Braun hotel, Hooker gives costumed Electro a blowjob. She throats him and lavishes his cock and balls with licking and sucking before she gets up on the bed and he fucks her in multiple positions. They finish in missionary; when he pulls out to cum, his cum is bolts of electricity that electrocute and kill her. Right afterwards he's confronted by Kingpin, who wants to discuss some business.

In another part of town, Peter and Mary-Jane come out of the club into a dark alleyway. Peter runs back up to get his phone, and Mary-Jane is accosted by 3 men who threaten her with a knife. Spider-Man appears and uses his handy spider webs to incapacitate the hoodlums, and then he rises up on a spider line. He drops back in for a kiss, goes back up, and then drops down lower with his Spider cock out of his costume. Mary-Jane enthusiastically sucks him until he cums in her mouth. When he's done he rises back up into the air. Peter then comes hustling down the stairs, apologizing for leaving Mary-Jane alone.

Later, Peter and Mary-Jane come back from the movies with Flash and Gwen to Flash's apartment, and the four have an awkward conversation before the power goes out. The whole city goes black, and Peter excuses himself to “go check on Aunt May.” Mary-Jane considers going with him, but Flash and Gwen convince her to stay, and they undress Mary-Jane in a dark kitchen lit only by candles. In a very dark scene, Gwen gives Mary-Jane a few licks before both girls suck and stroke Flash's cock. Both girls get fucked in several positions on the kitchen counters and furniture, and the three interact well together. Mary-Jane and Gwen kneel and Flash cums on their necks and breasts.

Meanwhile, Kingpin and Electro are in a warehouse when Spider-Man shows up. The two battle, and Electro seems to get the better of him, but Spider-Man webs him and causes him to electrocute himself. Spider-Man goes to leave and is stopped by the Black Widow, who needs his help and asks him what she needs to do for him to help her. Spidey whips out his cock. She sucks his cock and balls before he fucks her from behind, both only baring flesh where necessary and keeping in their costumes. He cums all over her ass and she asks if that’'s all he has. He’s not called amazing for nothing as he continues to fuck her in several positions before she impales her ass on his Spider cock and rides it before he cums in her mouth.

As the movie ends, Kingpin opens the stolen crate and finds…
As Dr. Otto Octavius arrives at Aunt May’s door…
Experience
I enjoyed this movie. Although it's not quite on the same level as a few other parodies I really like, it's done quite well. A few parts are very, very funny. The part I particularly enjoyed – in fact it made me laugh out loud - was the upside down kiss in the alleyway between Spider-Man and Mary-Jane. The set up; Spider-Man going up in the alley, then dropping down upside down; Mary-Jane lifting his mask to bare his mouth; the kiss with much more tongue; Spider-Man rising…and then dropping down lower with his cock at mouth level. This parodied the original very well, and very amusingly.

I did think the scene with Gwen, Mary-Jane, and Flash was a bit dark – it's the darkest-filmed of the sex scenes and it can be a bit tricky to get a good view of the action. But, throughout, the sex scenes were good and hot, the acting was decent, and the movie was pretty enjoyable. I'd recommend this if you like some plot with your porn and you enjoy superhero movies.
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Comments
  • Petite Valentine
    Thanks for the review, I had no idea this existed.

    I need to see this... Spidey!
  • Falsepast
    Oh! When you said a scene was dark, I thought you meant the other kind of "dark".
  • Taylor
    Oh man I want this! Thanks for the great review!
  • Sammi
    Petite Valentine - thanks for reading!
  • Sammi
    comatose-kitty - oh, yes - dark as in not enough light Thanks for reading!
  • Sammi
    Taylor - thank you! I think you'll enjoy this if you get it
  • MistressDandelion
    Thanks for the review, happy to see it wasn't cheesy.
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • SecretKinksters
    Great review! Even though I'm not a big fan of parodies, I may have to check this one out. Thanks!!!
  • SkylarrStarr
    Thanks for reviewing this....Still not sure if I want to purchase it yet, but I think I will rent it based on this review and go from there!
  • Mr. T.Newbie
    Good Job.. Sounds like a good parody, hope more arrive back in stock..
  • vulvalicious
    I want to see this now.
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