Vault of Whores by Evil Angel - review by Foxxy Kitty

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Words You Rarely Hear About A Porno: FUN, FUNNY, INVENTIVE, AND ENTERTAINING!

Vault of Whores has it all: anal, groupie sex, DP, veggie sex, female wrestlers, cheerleaders, the Prince of Darkness, vinyl fetish wear, and wouldn’t you believe, great acting and a fully entertaining plot to boot! This isn't just a porno; it's a full blown smut comedy. Fresh, inventive, and oh so dirty and creative, Vault of Whores proves just how excellent one porno can be, if you find it at the right place. Well, here it is folks, get yourself a copy, you won’t regret it.
Published:
Pros:
Dirty, fun, funny, cool comic-book reel editing, great acting, creative plot, HOT scenes
Cons:
None really, except you'd need a high-def TV to watch the one of the 3 discs that's in that format.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Vault of Whores brings back the entertainment in porn entertainment. I’ve never watched a porno this entertaining, this goddamn funny, and this inventive and visually enticing in years, perhaps ever. With a title like “Buttman Comics Presents…”, you know you’ll be in for a filthy and bawdy comic-book style fair. Vault of Whores is not only fun to the max from start to finish, but reminds you just how much fun porn could, and should, be.

Vault of Whores actually has a plot, and a non-stop fun and funny plot at that. It is told in a series of vignettes, all done and edited in remarkable and dead perfect comic-book style split screens throughout the movie. The story begins with Laura, a sweet schoolgirl (played by Taryn Thomas), who has a fascination with dirty comics (Buttman Comics, to be exact). She is bullied and taunted by the head cheerleader, Sammie Rhodes, for crushing on her man, Mark (played by Scott Nails). Mark digs Buttman Comics too, so he and Laura have something in common. This leads to the first scene (the first “issue” of Buttman Comics), where a naughty school girl (Kaylynn) has sex with a married man in his car (played by Tyler Durden). In short, Tyler thinks he and Kaylynn should end their little sexcapade, she gets upset, she drives off, and bam, she gets run over by a truck and is sent to where all naughty girls go to: HELL! Awaiting for her is, naturally, the Devil himself, who plans on taking Kaylynn as a bride. Being the devil’s bride is not that easy; she has to be initiated first, which takes place in a form of a foursome. Expect a lot of red latex, corny devil butt plugs and devils ears, and lots of anal. I don’t mean to make a pun here, but this scene is scorching hot, it will leave you cumming and laughing at the same time (and not in a bad way).

The next vignette takes place at a market place with Vickey Vette grocery shopping, seducing the shop boys, and of course, having a threesome, DP action, and hardcore veggie sex with a cucumber, which definitely got me going. Back to the real world where bitchy cheerleaders reign supreme, Taryn and the rest of the cheerleading squad have a six-girl lesbian fest in the shower (ah, the joys of being a cheerleader…). The next scene then turns to “the main event,” which has a bunch of girls taking the piss on professional wrestling in a scorching hot, very tongue in cheek, and rough and wild way.

Finally, we get to the last scene, which gets back to Laura getting pounded by Mark in a school room, which makes the entire film complete, thus ending the wild, fun, spontaneous, and debauchery-infested fun house which is Vault of Whores.

Vault of Whores is a dream. It brings comic-geeks and smut freaks together as one, thus turning the film into more than just an average porno, but an experience to watch over and over again. Everyone in this film looks fabulous and attractive, the production (from the angles to the crispness of the overall film) is top notch, the sex is raw and dirty, and the acting, to my surprise, is actually good. The fun doesn’t stop there. This DVD comes with 3 discs overall, one which contains a high-def version of the film (which I unfortunately can't see since I don't have a high definition TV), and the second which is chock full of extra footage that contains more high-entertainment, behind-the-scenes goodies.

Vault of Whores is so worth it. Just when you think porn is a boring and cheesy affair, Vault of Whores proves that porn can not only be fun, but funny, without really trying.
Experience
Watch it with popcorn, lots of lube, and a slew of sex toys. If you watch it with a partner, have fun re-enacting some scenes, or just watching it while having a bang, it’s a blast! It will be the best 2 hours and 24 mins of your life (and trust me, don’t be surprised if you watch it all in one sitting, it is that good).
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Victoria
    This sounds like porn that doesn't take itself too seriously! Thanks for the great review!
  • Foxxy Kitty
    Yes indeed, I wish more porn was like this!
  • Backseat Boohoo
    I never would have given this vid a second glance, but now I really want to see it! Thanks for the awesome review.
  • "Words you rarely "hear" about a porno".?
  • Liz2
    I know I will just love this one to enjoy by myself with lube and toys. I don't usually laugh during solo play but I think I can with this DVD.
  • Foxxy Kitty
    Liz2- Definitely! Sometimes I think it's okay to have a laugh during solo play, this DVD hits the spot when it comes to laughter!
  • M121212
    This looks amazing!
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