Ex husband voodoo doll - gags by Kheper Games - review by Xavier7

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Ex husband voodoo doll

Gags by Kheper Games

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A Little Black Magic

I loved this doll from the moment I opened the package. No, I loved it from the moment I saw it on the site! I
recently had a mutual break up with my girlfriend, which broke my heart, and was looking for anything to cheer
me up. Then I saw this. It's great at relieving stress, and it makes me feel so much better. The pins included are nice, and a couple of the phrases make me laugh. This cheers me up and I'm glad I got it.
Published:
Pros:
Simple, Pins Included, Small Size, Great Stress
Reliever, Recyclable Packaging.
Cons:
Box is Not Descriptive Enough, Other Options (There
Are Other Dolls Like This) Not Available on EF.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
This nine and a half inch black doll is full equipped with twenty five different phrases on its front and back, and you can stick any amount of the included pins in to "make your ex-husband behave." This is mainly for gags, and I thought it quite funny. I just had to get this! It's too bad there isn't an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife version of the doll on EdenFantasys, because that's the one I'd pick if the option were available. But, for getting through a time in my life when I'm heartbroken, this provides me with some relief, and a few chuckles as I need them.

My favorite part of the doll is indeed its color and size. It's a great decoration and gag gift. It's perfect for venting, and you can even use it as a pincushion if you're a seamstress. You can give it clothes, hair, shoes and whatever else you desire. You can give it a name, give it friends and family if you purchase other dolls like it, or give it a house! It's up to you. Plus, if you don't like the words and phrases all over it, you might just mark them out with sharpie to have a plain black doll to do whatever you'd like with. It's all your choice.

I like the way it looks. It's a simple doll. It's almost genderless if you think about it and take away the
phrases or imagine that they're not there. It doesn't smell bad, only of cotton and fabric, and it doesn't make a sound. It's six inches wide and only 0.1 pounds, so it's small enough to take along anywhere if you're willing to let it tag along.

To get it clean after a "messy punishment," just throw it in the washer, and then throw it in the dryer! Your little scapegoat can take it. (I'm chuckling right now). The stitching is fairly well done, and you can tell it was done by machine. It's imperfect in some areas, but I wasn't expecting a designer toy when I ordered it, just a simple toy for some gag fun.

The box it comes in is recyclable, and the toy itself makes a spectacular gift for anyone who's recently divorced or has been divorced for a while. It's great after breakups, and just to keep around when you're really mad, after anything else in particular happens.

It's a wonderful stress reliever for me. It's been great to play with my doll and get out my anger on it when I need to. I feel a lot of relief afterward, that's for sure. I highly recommend one of these. Somehow, they're better than stress balls and they're very therapeutic, without the actual voodoo magic.

Here are all of its phrases that you can poke with the pearl capped pins that are included and your own
pins and safety pins:

"Admit you're wrong"
"Don't flirt with my friends"
"You pay all the legal fees"
"I get the car"
"Stop lying about your affairs!"
"Get out of the house!"
"Quit showing up at my favorite bar drunk!"
"I earned it. I'll keep it!"
"No. You handle the kids!"
"Quit bitching!"
"You pay the mortgage"
"Screw your alimony!"
"Stop nagging!"
"Quit hiding assets"
"Stop using my credit cards!"
"Stop yelling at me!"
"You're paying the medical bills"
"No visitation rights"
"You pay off the credit cards"
"Give me back your ring"
"Stop your lawyer from calling me"
"I get the house"
"Pay off those back taxes!"

And my favorite when I'm super mad and hurt, although I don't mean it, "You will be alone and never love
again." Awful, isn't it? Well, it makes me feel better.
Follow-up commentary
I thought it was an interesting little doll, but since I got it, it's been abused so thoroughly by the cats and new dog that we've had to throw it away.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Ex husband voodoo doll tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Jenna.J.Ross
    Jenna.J.Ross  
    Thanks for the review sounds like a great way to work out some aggression
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I have the boyfriend one. I got it here. I loved it! My roommate and I had a ton of fun with it. I ended up passing it on to other girl who also had tons of fun with it.
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    This is great. LOL Thanks for the review
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    Thanks, everyone.
  • Vaccinium
    Vaccinium  
    Have they come out with a current husband one? If so, I need to keep it out of my wife's hands.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    This is so cute. I'm not sure what I'd do with it, but now I'm thinking about getting it.
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    I don't know. They don't have any others but this one on EF, but they would have it on other sites, Vaccineum. Googling it might work best.
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    If you have any questions about my rating on this, I'd be happy to explain.

    I see a lot of promise!
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    wounds like the cutest gift ever
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    This sounds so adorable. Nice review!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for sharing.
  • BrittaniMaree
    BrittaniMaree  
    thanks hun
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