Ex husband voodoo doll - gags discontinued by Kheper Games - review by Xavier7

This nine and a half inch black doll is full equipped with twenty five different phrases on its front and back, and you can stick any amount of the included pins in to "make your ex-husband behave." This is mainly for gags, and I thought it quite funny. I just had to get this! It's too bad there isn't an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife version of the doll on EdenFantasys, because that's the one I'd pick if the option were available. But, for getting through a time in my life when I'm heartbroken, this provides me with some relief, and a few chuckles as I need them.

My favorite part of the doll is indeed its color and size. It's a great decoration and gag gift. It's perfect for venting, and you can even use it as a pincushion if you're a seamstress. You can give it clothes, hair, shoes and whatever else you desire. You can give it a name, give it friends and family if you purchase other dolls like it, or give it a house! It's up to you. Plus, if you don't like the words and phrases all over it, you might just mark them out with sharpie to have a plain black doll to do whatever you'd like with. It's all your choice.

I like the way it looks. It's a simple doll. It's almost genderless if you think about it and take away the
phrases or imagine that they're not there. It doesn't smell bad, only of cotton and fabric, and it doesn't make a sound. It's six inches wide and only 0.1 pounds, so it's small enough to take along anywhere if you're willing to let it tag along.

To get it clean after a "messy punishment," just throw it in the washer, and then throw it in the dryer! Your little scapegoat can take it. (I'm chuckling right now). The stitching is fairly well done, and you can tell it was done by machine. It's imperfect in some areas, but I wasn't expecting a designer toy when I ordered it, just a simple toy for some gag fun.

The box it comes in is recyclable, and the toy itself makes a spectacular gift for anyone who's recently divorced or has been divorced for a while. It's great after breakups, and just to keep around when you're really mad, after anything else in particular happens.

It's a wonderful stress reliever for me. It's been great to play with my doll and get out my anger on it when I need to. I feel a lot of relief afterward, that's for sure. I highly recommend one of these. Somehow, they're better than stress balls and they're very therapeutic, without the actual voodoo magic.

Here are all of its phrases that you can poke with the pearl capped pins that are included and your own
pins and safety pins:

"Admit you're wrong"
"Don't flirt with my friends"
"You pay all the legal fees"
"I get the car"
"Stop lying about your affairs!"
"Get out of the house!"
"Quit showing up at my favorite bar drunk!"
"I earned it. I'll keep it!"
"No. You handle the kids!"
"Quit bitching!"
"You pay the mortgage"
"Screw your alimony!"
"Stop nagging!"
"Quit hiding assets"
"Stop using my credit cards!"
"Stop yelling at me!"
"You're paying the medical bills"
"No visitation rights"
"You pay off the credit cards"
"Give me back your ring"
"Stop your lawyer from calling me"
"I get the house"
"Pay off those back taxes!"

And my favorite when I'm super mad and hurt, although I don't mean it, "You will be alone and never love
again." Awful, isn't it? Well, it makes me feel better.

I thought it was an interesting little doll, but since I got it, it's been abused so thoroughly by the cats and new dog that we've had to throw it away.