Gummy peckers - gags by Pipedream - review by Eva Schwaltz

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A Little Something to Chew On

Let the shenanigans begin when you pull out these bad boys. Tasty, gummy, and incredibly sweet, this is a fun treat for adults to enjoy.
Multiple flavors, Tasty, and Fun!
Very sugary
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
These gummy peckers from Pipe Dream are a perfect icebreaker for a bachelorette, games party, or night out with your friends. You can use them to decorate cakes, cupcakes, and whatever else you feel like sticking a little pecker on. Whatever the occasion, these gummy peckers are sure to get the party started.

They come in a cardboard box with a cut out window so you can see the candy inside. The peckers themselves are contained in a plastic packaging, typical for most gummy candy. The box lists all the nutritional information and ingredients.

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 5 Pieces, Servings Per Container:5. Calories 102. Sodium 20 mg. Total Carbs:22g. Sugars:15g. Protein:1g.

Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Modified Corn Starch, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavors, Gelatin, Carnauba Wax, and Artificial Colors (including Blue 1, Red 40, Yellow 5 & 6).

There are about 30 peckers in each package, more than enough for even a large group of friends. To be more specific, you get 3.5 oz of candy. Each pecker is 1 ½” in length, and have clear detailing of a pronounced head, and two large balls. They come in green, yellow, and red. The flavors are completely artificial, but the green ones taste like lime, yellow tastes like lemon, and the red ones taste like cherry.

They are completely covered in sugar, making them very sweet. These would be way too sugary for people with diabetes. I don’t have a real sweet tooth, so one or two is enough for me. They are not as soft as other gummy candy, and they will harden if left out for too long. If you have any left over, it is best to keep them in a ziploc bag. Not that there’s anything wrong with a hard penis, but these taste better when they are gummy.
Follow-up commentary
I ended up throwing these out instead of sharing them with anyone because they were pretty gross. They were way too sugary, so it would be great if they brought the old version of these candies back.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • js250
    Wow! Mine weren't sugar covered, I hate that and am glad I did not get ones with the sugar.Great review!
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Yeah, I wonder when that was changed. I would have preferred not so much sugar, but it is only candy.
  • bayosgirl
    ty for the review.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    You are welcome.
  • married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Welcome, thanks for reading.
  • mom&wife08
    great review! thanks
  • klyte
    Thanks for the review!
  • SaraU29
    Thanks for your review!
  • Falsepast
    Lots of people keep saying its too sugary
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