Peni-lite keychain asstd - gags discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by CynicallyYours

The Peni-lite Keychain by Cal Exotics is a really fun little gag gift! I’ve had one with my keys for years, I love this little thing!

The light is not super intense but it is plenty bright to help you fumble for your keys and get your door unlocked at night. It’s also really helpful if, like me, whatever it is you need always finds its way to the very bottom of your purse or bag! Obviously, it’s not the most approptiate of accessories in all situations so you might want to keep it under wraps. I keep it with my house key which stays in whatever purse I’m using so it only gets shown off when I want it to.

But I do love pulling out my little pecker and showing it to friends! Everyone always thinks it’s adorable and wants one. This keychain is my favorite adult novelty gift. I use them as stocking stuffers, little cheer up gifts. Recently I put one in a lot of tissue paper and a huge bag as a misdirection type gag gift before I gave the real gift!

I actually first saw these when I was 16. A friend and I decided it would be the height of adventure to “sneak” into the back room of the local sex shop. We plucked up our courage and waltzed back there trying to look nonchalant. At the time we felt like super secret agents but the reality is that no one really took any notice of us. We worked up some more courage and bought our first vibrators and these little keychain lights.

The only complaint I have is the battery cannot be changed. When it dies you can only buy a new one. I still have the very first one as a fond memory of my early sex toy days. But because these are so reasonably priced, whenever one dies, I just order a new one from EF! Aside from the battery issue, they are surprisingly durable. Mine gets knocked around and crushed by my laptop on my bag all the time. I even stepped on it once and it injured me far worse than I injured it!

So all in all, for the price, it’s a fun novelty, a decent light, and good laugh! What more could you really ask for?

Not much to report. This little keychain is still going strong and I'd definitely buy more as fun novelty gifts!