Happy ending fortune cookies the pride edition - adult game discontinued by Icon Brands - review by Starlight Requiem

There isn't really much to say about this product. It comes in a simple box with the food ingredients and whatnot listed on the back. To be honest, the package is VERY misleading, at least in my opinion. Words like "provocative" and "fabulously naughty" are thrown out, but the fortunes themselves don't really reflect those concepts.

In terms of taste and texture, the cookies are terrible. There is very little taste to them, as if the base cookie itself were simply bland, and the cookie was brushed either before or after baking with some cloyingly sweet glaze to give them some semblance of taste. I honestly didn't finish half of the cookie I tried, the taste was just so "bleh" to me. The cookie itself is very tough and brittle. Biting into one might hurt most people's teeth, so for my part, I used my fist to crush them.

The obvious reason for purchasing this product is the fortunes. The goal here is to spice up a romantic evening, but to be honest, it's not going to help much. Of the six fortunes I received (I didn't even get the full seven cookies in my box), they are all fairly ambiguous enough that they can be used by either a male or female.

Several of the fortunes were fairly obvious in nature. Whether it be for kissing your partner, or performing oral on them. The remaining ones are a joke, though. Doing something that is "still illegal in North Carolina", or whether to have "sex or a Glee marathon". I mean, really, how is this supposed to enhance or even start the mood?

In my experience, there are many better ways to add a bit of spice to an evening, and these cookies sure aren't on the list. However, some might find them amusing. The random acts you can perform based on the cookie you receive might add in a little entertainment for the evening.

To be honest, this was a poor experience for me. While I was alone and checking over the cookies, I expected them to at least be of a better quality than they were. The overall unappetizing aspects of the cookies themselves was one thing. Some people might like the flavor, for all I know.

However, the fortunes inside them were just so obscenely bland and poorly written. That was just something I could not reconcile. With this being the "Pride" edition, it makes me wonder whether pride means these are the best they have to offer, that they are proud of them.

While I haven't yet looked over the other versions, I can hardly think that there is anything better in the "Regular" ones, if Pride is the best they have to offer. Valentines might be a bit easier to pull off if the fortunes had more in the way of romance, but the fetish ones, well, I don't know what to say about that. If they are written in the same style as the Pride ones, I'll pass.