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Awkward dice.

If you're into having vibrators rubbed on your lips, and your ears oiled up, grab these dice! They're awesome for that! If that's not your thing, keep looking. I spent more time laughing at what I was supposed to do or have done to me than actually doing it.
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Pros:
Cute design, well made, great for foreplay.
Cons:
Odd combinations when rolling.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
These little dice are great for when you've run out if ideas in the bedroom, or you're looking for out of the ordinary foreplay. You can use these an an icebreaker to get things started when you're not completely in the mood. I've found that they are also quite useful for making your lover laugh because of the strange combinations you can get when you roll them. You can make up your own rules as you go. You can cake turns rolling them, or have one player indulge the other by rolling them repeatedly. You can reward your lover for things by giving them a free roll. It is advised not to go with a "one time roll" because these dice can be a bit awkward in their combinations.

These dice are bigger than standard ones and made of a see-through pink material. The words are painted on, but also indented. Even if you somehow rub the paint off of them, they are still able to be used. They are pretty high quality, have a nice weight to them, and are easy to roll. Each side is decorated with tiny hearts and flowers to add to the romantic appeal

To start your dice game, you'll need to find a good vibrator, and some sort of lube or massage oil. These are required by the different actions on the dice. One of them contains body areas: Lips, ears, neck, chest, toes, and 'your choice'. (I'm guessing this means genitals, but there really isn't a cute way to say that.) The other contains actions: kiss, nibble, lick, oil up, rub vibe, and another 'your choice'. Overall, these dice are very vanilla, and not much use to those who like to indulge in kinky delights. Now you can see how awkward some of the combinations can be.

"Rub vibe on lips"
"Oil up ears"
"Oil up lips"
"Lick toes"

After you're done oiling up ears, and rubbing a vibrator on your partner's lips, you can get down to business. There really isn't any set time limit for playing this game. You can roll once and be done, or do it for hours if you wish. These dice can be tucked away just about anywhere for a surprise, but they're not the most discreet item out there.

When my lover and I tried these, we spent more time re-rolling them than we did actually doing the actions. I'm not sure I want a vibrator anywhere near my mouth. I also don't want my ears oiled up. But hey, that's just me. Maybe you're into that stuff. I've seen some better dice out there that would be a little bit more suited to my tastes. I like what they were going for here, but I have a feeling that a lot of people would be weirded out by some of the combinations you can get. Every time my dice are rolled, I'm just hoping for a double "your choice" so that I don't have to partake in weird things for the sake of "foreplay".
Follow-up commentary
I still don't like the awkward dice. I break them out as a joke, or just to laugh, but they're just so weird. If I know I'm in the mood to get my ears oiled up or a vibrator rubbed on my lips, maybe I'll find a use for these. Usually, though, I'm not really in the right mood for that. They're still cute, though.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Teasing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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