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These made a great practical joke on April Fool's Day last year. I nearly peed my pants at the look on my husband's face when he had to double take his fortune because it wasn't the typical Chinese restaurant fortune he was expecting!
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Pros:
Funny
Great tasting
Cute packaging
Cons:
You only get six per box
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
HA! These X Rated Fortune Cookies brought to us by Pipedream are so funny. I ordered a box for April Fool's day last year and my husband and I laughed the hardest we have ever laughed at the dinner table. The look on his face when he read a naughty fortune expecting the usual corny fortunes from the Chinese restaurant was totally worth the $7.99 I paid for the box of hilarious fortune cookies! I nearly peed my pants it was so funny simply because he was not expecting it and he had to do a double take. And they even come in an adorable take out style box with a hilarious illustration on the front! I also plan on buying a box for my sister's upcoming bachelorette party to hand out to the girls after dinner. These funny X-rated fortunes in combination cocktails are sure to be a big hit on her final night to be bad! These would also make funny additions to bachelorette party treat bags.

These taste great too! Who does not love a good fortune cookie? They have the slight vanilla taste of a normal fortune cookie you would find in your local Chinese restaurant. For $7.99 you get a box of 6 X-rated fortune cookies.

Sure the fortunes are a bit cheesy ("big cats are mean, but a little pussy never hurt anyone") but they are still funny. Especially when the person reading it has to do a double take because you used these fortune cookies as a practical joke and the person was not expecting to see the word "pussy" in their fortune cookie! Whoever thought of these goofy fortune cookies is a genius! I probably will not be able to trick my husband with them again this year on April Fool's day, but I do have some friends in mind who would find these X-rated fortune cookies hilarious. I will definitely continue buying these funny treats!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Mihoshi4301
    Mihoshi4301  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • susansmith2012
    susansmith2012  
    thanks for the review!
  • CDNsongbird
    CDNsongbird  
    Hmm. Gift or keep?
  • link82
    link82  
    funny!
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