Chocolate lover's dice - love game by Chocoholics divine desserts - review by Madame Sheri

My boyfriend and I anticipated the Chocolate Lovers’ Dice from Chocoholics from the moment we knew they were coming. I had previous experience with Chocoholics products and brought a few concerns with me, but we were overall very excited to have the chance at chocolate-related foreplay.

I was a little concerned about the chocolate frosting Chocoholics includes in their products. In a prior experience, I encountered the raspberry chocolate body frosting and found it too rich for my tastes. I took the precaution of buying a different company’s body chocolate in case I found the frosting enclosed with the dice not to my taste. I found that I didn’t need it at all. The Chocolate Lovers’ Dice came with a jar of Espresso Dream chocolate body frosting, which we both enjoyed immensely.

Along with the body frosting, the Dice box contained five colored dice, five associated colored cards, and a paintbrush. I love foreplay that doesn’t involve a lot of equipment, so I was excited to get going with my dice and paintbrush. The game was delightful. After each roll of the dice, one of us would paint a symbol on the other (initials, moons, whatever the card said) and then lick it off. The locations the cards suggested were erotic and fun at the same time, though anyone who isn’t comfortable with feet might need to alter the game a little.

My favorite part of this game is that it’s very flexible. If you don’t want to involve feet, write something else in that part of the card. If you want to have three people involved instead of two, roll one die on your turn, using evens for one person and odds for the other, then roll to see what you’re painting and eating. The game isn’t male and female specific either. All of the instructions can be construed to either gender.

I find only one drawback with the whole game. There are too many dice and cards. Often, when you roll the five dice, you receive a command like: paint… a moon… over… my toes… expose. “Paint a moon over my toes” sounds like fun. I don’t know what you are supposed to do with “expose” though. My boyfriend and I agree that the game could probably survive with only three cards. The card containing commands like “paint”, “kiss”, and “finger-paint” is alright, but could be skipped and “paint” could be assumed, given the chocolate and paintbrush. The second action is the most extraneous, often not making any sense with the other words.

The Chocolate Lovers’ Dice were wholly enjoyable and led to very enjoyable and extensive foreplay as well as a steamy shower for two to get all the sticky chocolate residue off when we’d finished. I would strongly recommend it to anyone who likes chocolate and foreplay and has an open mind, especially when it comes to less-than-perfect art!