Sinners wheel - love game by Evolved Novelties - review by Hallmar82

The Sinner's Wheel is supposed to be a very risqué sex party game for 2 to 12 players. The game is a high-tech version of spin the bottle in which you can select different "wheels" to spin around. The base of the game holds two AA batteries that power the middle of the game piece which is a rotatable dial that will spin after pressing a button on the side of the base. Pressing the button once will spin the dial a little bit while holding down on the button will cause the dial to continuously spin until you release the button. The Sinner's Wheel actually comes with 4 double sided wheels for a total of 8 games. From least to most outrageous, the games are 1) As Fun As You Can Be, 2) Neither Here Nor There, 3) Risqué Drinking, 4) Take It Off Bitch, 5) To 3rd Base and Beyond, 6) Blow Me Please, 7) Ass And You Shall Receive, and 8) Don't Try This At Home.

The wheel As Fun As You Can Be is actually blank and has nothing written on it. It’s up to you to write whatever you want on it. Since this wheel is laminated, it can be written on with a Sharpie and wiped off with rubbing alcohol or fingernail polish remover. I do not recommend using a ball-point pen since pressing down on the wheel will leave grooves afterwards. For Neither Here Nor There, it is a place specific wheel that includes bedroom, shower, kitchen, couch, back yard, etc. The only locations that some people may not find very sexy are closet (if they’re full of clothes) or garage (if it’s as dusty as mine). The Risqué Drinking wheel requires drinking with other actions such as faking an orgasm, talking dirty, or a body shot. Unfortunately, this wheel has a couple of the actions repeat so there’s not as much variation. The Blow Me Please wheel is all about oral sex with options such as lick the head, deep throat, and swallow when time is right. Probably the only one that will give male players pause is the “BITE IT” action though. The Ass And You’ll Receive wheel involves all action relating to anal play. This wheel is more varied than the others. You have the options of rather playful actions like “Leave hand print on ass” to far more advanced sex acts like “Anal sex with toy in vagina”. The wheel To Third Base and Beyond has all sex acts from hand job to anal sex to positions like 69 or pile driver.

The Do Not Try This At Home wheel includes several infamous sex acts that have achieved urban myth status. Since the product itself does not define the sex acts, I have looked up several for the sake of this review. The Dirty Sanchez is a "sex" act that involves having your lover smear any remaining residue on your upper lip after receiving anal sex. The Cleveland Steamer may have more than one variation but usually involves giving oral sex to your lover or letting him titty fuck you while defecating on you during or afterwards. The Glass Bottom Boat “sex” act has a lover defecate on a glass table while you are underneath presumably masturbating. The Blumpkin is a variation on oral sex with your lover on the toilet. The Woody Woodpecker involves being slapped in the face by a male lover’s penis while sucking his balls. Unfortunately, I was unable to find the definition for the Dunce Cap sex act anywhere. I surmise that the Dunce Cap involves placing as much male ejaculate as possible on someone’s head in order to resemble the white dunce hats from school. The Bucking Bronco is an act where you are having sex where the person on top of you says something so infuriating (e.g. you’re not as good as your sister) that you try to throw your lover off. The goal for your lover is to continue fucking you for a full 8 seconds before you get away. The Houdini is most likely not possible since players will know what the act is beforehand, and it requires tricking your partner into believing you have ejaculated before you do so in your lover’s face.

(Review continued) Perhaps the only three acts on this wheel that anyone would want to try is the Rusty Trombone, Snow Balling, and Daisy Chain. The Rusty Trombone is when you rim your lover while giving him a hand job at the same time – imitating the musical instrument. Snow Balling is when you French kiss your lover after he ejaculates into your mouth. Obviously, you don’t swallow before kissing him. Finally, the Daisy Chain is when more than two people are all giving each other oral sex and create a “chain” of oral sex. Since you need more than two people to do the Daisy Chain, 69 would be a simple substitution if it's just you and your lover. With the exception of the Dunce Cap (your guess is as good as mine), my wife and I had a good laugh at the different scat definitions. Likely, if you do have a party, this will the extent of your experience with it as well.

Although we don't really have sex parties, it is a fun item that's good for a laugh when you bring your friends over. We rarely use it for bedroom gambling, or to decide what to do next. Still, the motor has held up well, and we're satisfied with the quality when we do use it.