Third degree hardcore playing cards - adult game by Evolved Novelties - review by Princess-Kayla ♥

  • Free 3 Day Shipping on Orders $75+
    Get Your Order By July 4!

Add resource

Hardcore Sexy Cards

Like playing cards? Like porn? Why not combine them with this fun deck of cards! Each of the 53 cards has a different pornographic image ranging from blowjobs to anal sex. Just be warned, nothing about this is discreet!
Published:
Pros:
Different picture on every card, Sexy, Fun
Cons:
No men giving women oral on the cards, non-discreet box
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
These are the perfect cards for combining fun and sexy. Each playing card has a different pornographic image on it. These are perfect for things like Strip Poker, Strip Go-Fish, or even Solitaire.

The cards are the size of your average playing cards. They're made of the same cardboard-like material as well. Each card has the card symbol (♥ ♠ ♣ ♦) and the number of the card (A, 2-10, J, Q, K) and a Joker card. Every one of the 53 cards has a different picture on it. I noticed that even though some of the cards have more than one girl, each card has a penis somewhere on it.

The pictures are all very graphic, and show a lot of different sex positions. There are a lot of women giving men blowjobs, but not a single picture of a man going down on a woman. There are also pictures of anal sex, vaginal sex, two girls sucking one penis, one girl giving two guys hand-jobs, tit fucking, cum-shots, etc. The back of the cards just has a giant "3rd" with a swirly red back ground.

Even the box is naughty on these cards. The front of the box shows the only picture of a girl getting oral, and it's from a guy that's having sex with another girl. The back shows a girl having anal sex with a gigantic penis.

These cards are definitely NOT discreet. At all. If you have kids or plan on having kids come over I strongly suggest hiding these in a drawer somewhere. They're perfect for if you only have adult roommates though, or just live with your partner.

I was pretty pleased with these cards. I bought them for a little fun thing we could play with. They're sexy, and they turn me on. These would be perfect for playing any kind of dirty card game.
Follow-up commentary
This is a cute little deck of cards. It's good for a sexy party, or something like that. Or even a fun game of solitaire.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
My Third degree hardcore playing cards tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
Do you like this review?
Comments
  • lovekink
    Great review thanks!
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for reading~
  • Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the review!
  • bitch1
    thanks for the review
  • satinlady550
    Thanks for the review
  • justme23
    Thanks~
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for sharing
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for reading!
  • HotMilk
    Thanks for the review.
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    great review.
  • MiaMeow
    Wow, these look like a lot of fun!
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Thanks for reading!
Forum
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Third degree hardcore playing cards – adult game review page!