Third degree hardcore playing cards - adult game by Evolved Novelties - review by Princess-Kayla ♥

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Hardcore Sexy Cards

Like playing cards? Like porn? Why not combine them with this fun deck of cards! Each of the 53 cards has a different pornographic image ranging from blowjobs to anal sex. Just be warned, nothing about this is discreet!
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Pros:
Different picture on every card, Sexy, Fun
Cons:
No men giving women oral on the cards, non-discreet box
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
These are the perfect cards for combining fun and sexy. Each playing card has a different pornographic image on it. These are perfect for things like Strip Poker, Strip Go-Fish, or even Solitaire.

The cards are the size of your average playing cards. They're made of the same cardboard-like material as well. Each card has the card symbol (♥ ♠ ♣ ♦) and the number of the card (A, 2-10, J, Q, K) and a Joker card. Every one of the 53 cards has a different picture on it. I noticed that even though some of the cards have more than one girl, each card has a penis somewhere on it.

The pictures are all very graphic, and show a lot of different sex positions. There are a lot of women giving men blowjobs, but not a single picture of a man going down on a woman. There are also pictures of anal sex, vaginal sex, two girls sucking one penis, one girl giving two guys hand-jobs, tit fucking, cum-shots, etc. The back of the cards just has a giant "3rd" with a swirly red back ground.

Even the box is naughty on these cards. The front of the box shows the only picture of a girl getting oral, and it's from a guy that's having sex with another girl. The back shows a girl having anal sex with a gigantic penis.

These cards are definitely NOT discreet. At all. If you have kids or plan on having kids come over I strongly suggest hiding these in a drawer somewhere. They're perfect for if you only have adult roommates though, or just live with your partner.

I was pretty pleased with these cards. I bought them for a little fun thing we could play with. They're sexy, and they turn me on. These would be perfect for playing any kind of dirty card game.
Follow-up commentary
This is a cute little deck of cards. It's good for a sexy party, or something like that. Or even a fun game of solitaire.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
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  • lovekink
    lovekink  
    Great review thanks!
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Thanks for reading~
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    Beneath The Bed  
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    bitch1  
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    satinlady550  
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    justme23  
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    SecretKinksters  
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    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Thanks for reading!
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    HotMilk  
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    sexytileena / absolutely love sex  
    great review.
  • MiaMeow
    MiaMeow  
    Wow, these look like a lot of fun!
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    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Thanks for reading!
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