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Intro to Cunnilingus Teaches Bad Habits

If you are trying to learn how to preform cunnilingus, you are better off reading about how to do it online. If you are trying to have a fun time with your woman and get a good laugh in while doing it, the deck of cards from this kit will do the trick.
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Pros:
Cards are fun.
Cons:
Vibrators are weak and have dead batteries, DVD is not helpful, lube is nothing special.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This kit is intended to teach you how to preform cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman). This kit is best used with two or more people for obvious reasons. The kit includes a deck of oral sex act cards, a how-to DVD, a tongue teaser vibrator, a vibrating oral sex tickler, and oral sex candy spray. The cards and the how-to DVD show different variations of oral sex on a woman. The vibrators and oral sex lube can be used on anyone.

Material / Texture

The material on the DVD and the cards are pretty standard. The vibrating tongue is a triangular-shaped piece of silicone with a small vibrator on the inside. The oral sex tickler is a small bullet vibrator with a sleeve that it goes in. The sleeve is made out of silicone and consists of a cylindrical nubbed portion with two wings. The oral sex candy is supposed to be strawberry flavored but in reality, it just tastes like lube. It is also water-based but contains glycerin so watch out if you are sensitive to that.

Design / Shape / Size

This kit is best suited for beginning users. In our opinion, the vibrators are junk. One of them came with dead batteries. They both contain small watch batteries that are expensive to replace. The vibrators are made from silicone that quickly picks up the dust. We did not try the lube for cunnilingus because of a glycerin sensitivity. However, I tasted it and we tried it for fellatio. It tastes the same as regular lube with a strawberry aftertaste. It does say that it is safe for condoms and toys. The playing cards give some general tips but if you have performed cunnilingus before, you most likely know all of the tips on the cards. The DVD is basically just a video of a man preforming cunnilingus with some tips thrown in. Most of the tips and the acts he shows seem liked junk. However, the DVD does give one helpful tip. That is to make sure you communicate and find out what works best with each woman.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The layout of the DVD menu is pretty straight forward. The vibrators have simple on-off push button controls. However, as I said earlier, one came with dead batteries and that was annoying. Since both of the vibrators are powered by watch batteries, the vibrations are very weak. The plus side is that you do not have to worry about anyone hearing them.

The lube comes in a spray bottle. I actually like this feature because it reduces the chance of pouring out too much and causing a mess. The cards are the best part of the kit because you can pick a card at random and preform whatever the act on the card is.

Care and Maintenance

There will be minimal care and maintenance for this kit from me because I’m throwing everything but the deck of cards out. The only reason the cards get to stay is because they are a good laugh and fun to pull at random. The vibrators need to be clean frequently because of the amount of dust that they pickup.
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  • burtnuh
    burtnuh  
    Thanks for the great review, I was super excited for this kit, but I think I'll be passing now.
  • Dawnwill
    Dawnwill  
    Thanks
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Thank you!
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Nice review
  • chicmichiw
    chicmichiw  
    Sounds cheap. The tongue vibrator sounds okay, surely not worth the rest, though.
  • eroticmutt
    eroticmutt  
    Sucks that this kit wasn't more helpful for you.
  • cbmb716
    cbmb716  
    Mixed up pros and cons confusing your reader
  • Real or memorex
    Real or memorex  
    Thanks for the review!
  • altheasmarnella
    altheasmarnella  
    yeah, the whole kit just seems silly
  • ruger7mm420
    ruger7mm420  
    ty
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Thanks
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    ty
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Thanks for the review
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    good start at reviewing. there are some typos, though.
  • Dixiemomma
    Dixiemomma  
    good review! thanks!
  • Hummingbird
    Hummingbird  
    I have this kit and your right it is good for beginners and we never used the toys. The video did give my SO ideas to help with my more erotic zones and his own comfort and positioning.
  • padmeamidala
    padmeamidala  
    Thanks for a great review!
  • Derekkk
    Derekkk  
    Thanks for the review
  • Brook4114
    Brook4114  
    thanks for the review.
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    Thanks for the review!
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