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Light My Way!

No, this little keychain won't last forever, but it wasn't designed to either. However for its lifespan, it's going to not only provide the entertainment that a little penis provides, but it'll also light up, making a convenient little flashlight in the dark.
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Pros:
Adorable, Practical, Functional
Cons:
Won't last forever
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Have you ever been fumbling with your car keys in the dark and thought to yourself "I wish I had a tiny lighted penis to help me see just a little bit better"? No? Ok, so maybe I might have been the only one, but for those of you closeted wishers, your wish has been granted!

The packaging is much classier than one might have expected for a novelty item, making the only inappropriate thing you're giving be the penis light itself. It does say that the battery is included, and not to submerge it in water. I haven't figured out exactly how to change the battery, but I don't think we're supposed to be able to do that ourselves.

For the penis itself: it appears to be made of plastic. There's an obvious seam that runs lengthwise down both sides of the penis, meaning that if it's going to break, it's going to break in half lengthwise. At the head of the penis is the little light bulb. The back end is flat and houses the little button that activates the light. To activate, you've got to give a meaningful push to that button, no accidentally lighting up your purse or pocket here. The light itself isn't all that bright. It won't light your whole path in the dark parking lot to the car, but once you're at the car, it'll definitely make it easier to find where the keyhole is so you can get inside.

The penis itself is just under 2" long, with the whole keychain taking up about 4" of length. Just for giggles, I measured around the widest part and came up with 3" around. Even if you already have a bunch of keychains, you're not going to take up a ton of space with this guy. He fit very easily and comfortably (for lack of a better word) on my own keys.

These keychains are listed as assorted, meaning there's a bunch of different colors and you don't get to pick the one you want. Eden shows a purple one, but mine came in as a lovely magenta.

He seems pretty sturdy, although his lifespan will definitely depend on how rough you are with your keys. Living at the bottom of a purse all the time is less conducive to a long life span than being the only keychain on a key that lives in a pocket by itself, but either way, you're not getting a keychain that's only going to last you 2 weeks.

I also took some pictures for you guys to give you a better idea of what you're getting.

Unlit:
unlit

And lit:
lit
Experience
Yes, this guy lives on my keys for now. At least until such a time where he either breaks or I have to take him off because he's suddenly become inappropriate for me to have on there. I see the former happening first.

Yes, we also played with this one at Denny's, and gave the waitress a good laugh as well. And then used it to make it easier to get into the car when I was leaving.

At $4.99, this might not be the most cost effective thing to toss into a whole bunch of goodie bags for a bachelorette party, but as a gag gift or if you know your attendants will appreciate and use it, definitely worth the money.
Follow-up commentary
Would you believe me if I said this was still on my keys and still works? I think most of why the battery hasn't died yet is because I'm much more apt to use my cell phone as a light if I need it than remembering I have one on my keys. It is finally starting to dim out though, and will be retired from my keys soon.
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My Peni-lite keychain asstd tags
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
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Comments
  • kck
    kck  
    It's actually.... kinda cute. Thanks for shedding some light on this great product
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I'm glad I could help

    Although I sit here and realize that the pictures are overkill with the video, but it didn't occur to me to do the video until after I published the review with the pictures, lol
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    I love it! I think I'd even be willing to risk inappropriateness for it...
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    Anyone perusing the contents of your purse will think you have a penis fetish, considering you have not just one, but two penis key chains (including your Mr. It penis)! But, oh well . . . it's such a fun fetish to have! Great review.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    So worth it bzzingbee!

    Selective Sensualist, not to mention at least one style of penis pen, and the bubbles, lol. My mom thought they were hilarious, she saw them when I left my keys so she could move my car last night lol.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Too funny
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    awesome post and ty for the video !
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    You're quite welcome
  • Chul
    Chul  
    This is... actually really amusing, ha ha. I wasn't quite sure what it was, exactly, but your video revealed everything. Very cute! Thanks so much.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Haha, I'm glad to help!
  • cocomo
    cocomo  
    great review thanks !!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Welcome!
  • Ryuson
    Ryuson  
    16 months? WOW! Hahaha, it seems like a useful gag gift!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I know right!
  • SaraU29
    SaraU29  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Welcome!
  • Crystal1
    Crystal1  
    I need this in my life, and that's something I've never said about a 2" penis before!

    Your title has U2's Ultra Violet in my head now.
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    Haha, I'm glad I could help, Crystal!
  • Lavender420
    Lavender420  
    Awesome (:
  • Maximusx
    Maximusx  
    Cocklite, lol thanks for the review and the video
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