Blow UP playful penis by Cal Exotics - review by giggled

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Like a bag full of sand

If you're looking for a novelty penis for a bachelorette party, a gay bachelor party, a bris, or vasectomy, this is the toy for you. He may be smaller than your average giant blow up penis, but his expression just says, "this is embarrassing and ridiculous. But I'm going to have a good time anyway."
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Pros:
I never understood the appeal of novelty genitals until I got the blow UP playful penis.
Cons:
It may be a little small, but he's so charming and surprisingly inoffensive, that's easy to forgive.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
This toy is relatively small at 11" and some change, but it's big enough to be funny as opposed to creepy and weird. Blowing it up is easy enough, and it comes packaged with a vinyl plastic repair kit in case you spring a leak.

The base is rounded and filled with sand so that the toy stands up and won't blow or tip over too easily. It doesn't look much like testicles, more like the cushion you get if you have hemorrhoids. This doesn't detract from the overall effect, as the toy only looks like a penis in the loosest and most absurd sense. The tip of the toy is oddly concave in the middle, which I suppose is meant to be an exaggerated glans. If you're looking for anatomical correctness, your first mistake was shopping for a blow up novelty penis.

He also has tiny, ineffective arms that do not blow up. Sort of like a T-Rex. If there was a breeze, I imagine they would flap helplessly around, while the rest of him stayed erect. He bears an almost apologetic and embarrassed expression on his face, which gets funnier as he inflates.

There's a convenient hole at the tip for easy hanging. I can only assume this is because after buying a novelty cock, one's natural inclination is to suspend it from something.

Once inflated, he doesn't stand straight, but slightly curved, as if he suffers from scoliosis or is perhaps hunch backed. It gives him character, though, and makes him all the more charming and likable.

Below are some pictures. He may look bigger because they're pretty close up, but the closeup of his head next to my hand will give you a better point of reference. You can see, he's a charming little guy:
Package
Closeup of Tip
Fully Erect
Experience
I LOVE this toy. I didn't think I would, since it's a straight up novelty penis, but everything about it makes me laugh, which is the point. Mission accomplished, California Exotic Novelties!

First there was blowing the thing up, which involved me cursing and saying how much easier the real thing was to arouse, to which my SO responded with triumph, then snatched it away since he could blow it up better. You don't know comedy until you see a grown man stick a novelty penis in his mouth and start breathing into it heavily.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Blow UP playful penis tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Club/public
    • College students
    • Group event/party
    • Group situations
    • Special trip or occasion
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Play party/event
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  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Sounds like it was a great time. I knew novelty toys were good for something. Smile
  • giggled
    giggled  
    I was surprised, I couldn't fathom the use or amusement a blow up penis could provide, but I'm surprisingly fond of the little guy. It's really cute to pose with him nestled upon your bosom, nestled under your chin while you gently stroke him.

    Or at least I thought so, but the boyfriend was completely disinterested and unamused by my juvenile antics.
  • DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
    DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO  
    Your review made me think of 'Meet the Robinsons' where the T-Rex was like 'I have a big head, and little arms. I don't think this was well thought out.' or something. Maybe I watch too many cartoons. :p

    Great review. =)
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Lol - this is so cute Smile
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Nice review! Big smile

    I want one of these Tongue out
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