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Make your fortune come true.

These are a cute game that you and a partner can share to spice up an evening or a few evenings to your normal sex routine. Don't expect anything outrageous, but if you're one that likes massages and the ability to allow the partner to have control one night then this could be an interesting way to change the way things are done in your bedroom.
Published:
Pros:
Individual packagage
Cons:
Tasted horrible
Only has 7 fortunes
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Purpose / Audience

The Valentines edition to the Happy Ending Provocative Fortune Cookies is just one of four available editions to this companys line. Eden also carries the Pride Edition For Lovers of Fun and Fetish Play Edition.

Allergen Information It contains wheat, soy, and eggs for those of you who have these allergies.

Ingredients Enriched wheat flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, potassium bromate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) Sugar, Eggs, Soybean Oil, Water, Dextrose, FD&C Yellow #'s 5&6, and artificial vanilla flavor (water, propylene glycol, caramel color, vaninllin, ethyl vanillin and potassium sorbate, as a preservative)

Nutrition Information

Serving size 1 cookie, 7 servings total
Amount Per Serving: Calories 35, Calories from Fat 0, Total Fat 0g, Saturated Fat 0g, Monounsaturated Fat 0g, Polyunsaturated Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 0mg, Total Carbohydrate 7g, Dietary Fiber 0g, Sugars 3g, Protein <1g, Vitamin A 0%, Vitamin c 0%, Calcium 0%, Iron 0%. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs.

This can be used by males and females who enjoy the novelty of fortune cookies. It can be used for those who are new to their relationship, those who are wanting to add a little bit of spice to their relationship, or any couple that just wants to have a little bit of fun. Although this is recommended as the Valentines edition, this should not be limited to just Valentines day. It can be used at any point in a relationship where you just want to have a little bit more fun.

Rules / Content

According to the package it says there is a cookie for every day of the week. You can use the seven fortunes this way or you can use the fortunes however you wish. We alternated one each a night and then on the seventh I had my husband open the last fortune cookie. The nice thing about this is that you actually have the ability to make these fortunes come true.

The fortunes are amusing. To use, remove them from the individual package, break the cookie in half in the center, pull the fortune out, and make the fortune come true. You can either eat or discard the cookie if you wish. I noticed they had the exact same fortunes as the For Lovers of Fun edition.

The fortunes include the following sayings:

Tonight you will experience a massage like no other.
Tonight I will kiss you wherever you want, no questions asked.
Tonight you name the positions.
Tonight I will dress as you ask, and undress as you ask.
Tonight my tongue is yours, Lay back and enjoy.
Tonight we will do it your way.
Tonight you will be pleased first.

The back of the fortunes has the company website information printed on it.

Design

It comes in a pink and white box with a heart outlining fortune cookies on the front. It mentions eat, play, love around the top as well as the perfect end to a romantic dinner. The back has the nutrient and ingredient information on it. It also showcases four of the seven sayings. The fortune cookies come in individually wrapped cellophane packaging that you can see the fortune cookies through. They are standard fortune cookie size. The cookie is crunchy, hard, unappetizing, unappealing, and bland to me. The one nice thing is that these are baked fresh in the USA.




Personal comments

1 percent of all proceeds are donated to fight sex trafficking.

Experience

I let my husband go first and he received the massage fortune. It so happened on that day his back was feeling really sore so he was so thankful that his fortune was to get a massage. I fulfilled his fortune by giving him a massage and he absolutely loved it. Overall, I think they were fun and added a little bit of something different to the bedroom, but they weren't especially provocative as the box suggested they would be. I didn't expect much from these because I had read reviews on the other fortunes so my hopes weren't dashed about these. I think it's a cute idea, but not the greatest thing out there to enhance ones sex life.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Nice review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! Those aren't quite what I had hoped they would be!
  • hawaiian chick
    hawaiian chick  
    Great review interesting idea but not to sure I wanna try it due to the taste.
  • Sabrina
    Sabrina  
    thanks
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thank you all for reading it.
  • BrittaniMaree
    BrittaniMaree  
    happy hunting
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thank you for reading!
  • Gracie
    Gracie  
    Interesting idea. Nice review! Thanks for trying them!
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    You're welcome Gracie, thanks for reading it!
  • kyleswifey
    kyleswifey  
    yummm happy time
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thanks for reading!
  • Shadow0990
    Shadow0990  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Mihoshi4301
    Mihoshi4301  
    Thanks for the review.
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Great review!
  • snowminx
    snowminx  
    thanks for putting the ingedients
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