Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit - molding kit discontinued by Empire Labs - review by Rae88

My significant other found this online, and I don't think I could have been any more excited. Our relationship and sex life was fantastic, but I was moving more than twenty hours away, which meant our relationship was ending. He wanted me to have something to remember him by, as well as the knowledge that he was still pleasing me. I wanted a replica of his glorious penis.

Don't let the description fool you: it does NOT come with everything you need. You will need a measuring cup, something to mix the powder in, a timer, duct tape, a spatula, and a thermometer. (I say thermometer because the one in our kit was broken, and the spatula is to remove the mixture from the thing you mix it in.)

I recommend that you do this in a tiled room. It is great fun, but it is also very messy. The materials are easy to sweep/peel off of smooth surfaces, but will be exceedingly difficult to remove from carpet.

The first step is to cut the tube down to size. We did this, however that resulted in sharp edges around the rim that were difficult to make smooth. This is where the duct tape comes in. I tore off pieces and put them around the entire rim to cover any sharp edges. (This isn't included in the instructions, but my guy really appreciated it.)

Then it gets tricky, messy, and generally hilarious.

You mix the molding powder with water, but the water has to be between certain temperatures for optimum results. If it is too cold, the mold will set too quickly. (I recommend using water a couple degrees warmer than the instructions say.)

You mix, pour the mixture into the tube, and then your guy sticks his erect penis into the tube for approximately two minutes to create the mold. It is essential that he stays hard for this part. Be prepared for some overflow! It will probably drip out onto the floor and down his legs.

When the time is up he can remove his penis, and then you wait a little while for that mixture to fully set. During this time I recommend having sex and preparing the vibrator.

You do some more mixing, and pour the rubber into the mold you just created. (The rubber is what will be your actual willy.) The difficult part is inserting the vibrator. You want it to be as close to the center of the mold as possible. Make sure NOT to fully insert the vibe. You will need access to the dial on the bottom to turn it on. For this part, he and I cut a hole in a piece of cardboard, and used that to hold the vibrator. That way, we wouldn't be stuck holding the vibrator while waiting for the rubber to set.

Following vibe insertion, you wait for the rubber to set. When it is done, you will have your own cloned willy.

This is definitely a two-person job, so, men: if you are planning on presenting your lady (or man) with a replica of your willy, I recommend giving them the kit and creating it together.

Make sure you are capable of keeping your erection while in the mix! Partners, this is where we come into play. It is our job to ensure the willies we are cloning stay up during the process. Since we can't actually touch the penis, it is time to get creative.

If you have genital piercings and plan on using this kit, make sure they are COMPLETELY healed before attempting this. You can leave them in or take them out, but make sure they are healed. We left them in for one and removed them for the other, and both turned out wonderfully.

One of the most common problems is that the vibe is exposed through the rubber. This happened on our first attempt; we ordered another kit, made another willy, and used some of the left-over rubber to patch the first one. If this happens to you, I would not recommend using your willy vigorously; it could further tear the rubber.

Ultimately, we had a blast making this. It created a very realistic and impressive replica of his penis, piercings and all. However, the vibrator was a little weak, and the difficulty of getting the vibrator into the mold at the correct angle was frustrating. It almost makes it not worth it to me to insert the vibrator. I would be just as happy, if not happier, if we left the vibrators out.

The color is flesh tone, but it definitely glows.

Although this didn't become the toy I was hoping it would, I would recommend this to anyone. It was lots of fun, and creates a memorable keepsake.