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$2.99
Pecker party ring
This riDICKulous ring will probably produce more icky faces than it will laughing ones. The metal is cheap and is rusted quickly. It also turns your finger green! The good thing is that this will fit on pretty much anyone.
Funny if people notice it, fits majority of fingers
Metal is cheap, rusted already, turns finger green, not obviously phallic to others
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Published:July 15, 2010
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$2.99
Pecker star wand
Want to be the Queen or Princess of the Peckers? Get this pecker star wand and you are half way there. This hilarious piece is great for an upcoming bachelorette party or perhaps a 21st birthday.
Hilarious, great price, demands attention
Streamers can easily come loose, star can get bent out of form
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Published:July 02, 2010
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$0.00
Bound by diamonds ball gag
A diamond-studded ball gag that looks better than it feels. Great for short-term, light play or simply for looks. If you are squeamish about the hardcore, serious look of other gags, this is an inexpensive one to try, but it's not the best.
Quality fastenings, easy to use, sparkles, adjustable.
Poor construction, strong smell, uncomfortable.
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Published:June 22, 2010
As you might have suspected, this ball gag is style over substance. The whole Bound By Diamonds line (ball gag, blindfold, cuffs, etc) is great for a naughty special occasion and absolutely perfect a kinky photo shoot. Definitely buy this if you're flirting with the idea of BDSM or want to surprise him/her with something that's simple yet still sexually adventurous.
Fits my oddly large head, cinch strap, adjustable, easy to accessorize.
Hurts the sides of my mouth, cleaning complications, not detachable, not sparkly enough.
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Published:March 15, 2010
This poorly tasting and smelling ball gag looks and feels cheaply made. It doesn't fit smaller heads and doesn't have the safety feature of quick release. The only positive that I could even think of is the rhinestones on the side.
Pretty rhinestones
No quick release, doesn't fit smaller heads, bad taste, feel the seams.
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Published:March 02, 2010
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$0.00
Peni-magnum H2O gun
If you are bored with ordinary squirt guns, then perhaps you should check out this well made, fully functional, and highly entertaining penis shaped squirt gun! It will make you smile!
Fully functional, penis shaped, says”Let’s Party”.
Doesn’t shoot very far, drips a little bit.
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Published:March 29, 2010
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$0.00
Peni- ice tray
Are you wanting to "break the ice" at an adult party in a non-intimidating, but fun way? The Peni-Ice Tray allows you to do just that. It can make six little penis cubes that can be put anywhere, and it's versatile, allowing you can get the most use out of it possible! Have some fun bringing the Peni-Ice Tray into your home.
Hard, firm plastic, cute shapes, versatile, extremely fun, hilarious!
When used with ice, faces on penises don't really show up, must tap ice tray to get ice out.
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Published:January 11, 2010
These are a great novelty addition to anyone's toy chest, and are certainly very fun. They're too perfect not to use for candy, and if that's your thing, definitely give them a try.
Cute little penis molds, perfect for candy, jello, juice pops or plain old ice cubes.
Smaller than average tray, if using for ice, it's tough to balance without spilling.
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Published:December 21, 2009
The Peni Ice Tray is a definite addition to any freezer! The penises are small but realistic in appearance. They are fun to use as foreplay or just for laughs. They work well with water, Kool-Aide, and Jello but not so well with pudding.
Easy to use, easy to clean, fun to use.
Pudding doesn't set up well.
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Published:August 28, 2009
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$0.00
Blow UP playful penis
Don't go stag to your holiday or New Years party, bring a blow up playful penis and be the talk of the party!
Ready to go with a couple blows.
Adverse use on any function of the body is prohibited.
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Published:December 23, 2009
If you're looking for a novelty penis for a bachelorette party, a gay bachelor party, a bris, or vasectomy, this is the toy for you. He may be smaller than your average giant blow up penis, but his expression just says, "this is embarrassing and ridiculous. But I'm going to have a good time anyway."
I never understood the appeal of novelty genitals until I got the blow UP playful penis.
It may be a little small, but he's so charming and surprisingly inoffensive, that's easy to forgive.
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Published:December 21, 2009
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$7.99
Cocky copper jerk off cop
If you are looking for a funny novelty toy to use as a gag gift, or you are putting together an assortment of comical and perverted toys, you really need to make sure that you include some masturbating law enforcement as part of the plan. The Cocky Copper Jerk Off Cop will not let you down!
Simple, hilarious, real masturbatory action.
They should be sold by the dozen!
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Published:December 17, 2009
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$7.99
Strokin' santa wind up toy
As a silly novelty gift, the Strokin' Santa does what it's supposed to. It's quite funny to watch Santa stroke himself, and he can be posed in several positions with his flexible legs and arms. Seven cranks of the wind-up will let Santa Stroke it for about 20 seconds, long enough to have you ho-ho-ho-ing with laughter.
Funny, novelty gift, good for a laugh.
Overly pink face, very slim.
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Published:December 11, 2009
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$20.99
Talking sheep
Inflatable party dolls
If you are looking for a really funny gag gift, this Inflatable Talking Sheep is the perfect choice. And, if you really wanted to, you can have sex with it too.
She’s cute, she’s friendly, and she is extremely durable!
There is only one usable hole for sweet sheep lovin’.
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Published:November 10, 2009
The Talking Sheep is a fun toy to give as a present or gag gift. It is sure to bring a smile wherever it goes.
Good price; funny; well made; free repair patch.
Not very funny voice box; difficult to install; not rigid enough.
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Published:March 14, 2008
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$6.99
Toot-z-pole massager
This toy is fun, inexpensive, quiet, and totally worth the money you spend on it even if it breaks. I would recommend it to friends, beginners, and anyone with a good healthy sense of humor.
So inexpensive, funny, cute packaging, and great for gift giving.
Maybe just a little bigger next time.
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Published:September 10, 2009
I suggest you ladies give this one a whirl! If you want to get the most amazing sensation you'll ever have, then use this to stimulate your clit. Trust me!
It's small, so it can be used for many different things, plus it's easy to hide.
It kind of only has one speed.
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Published:June 13, 2008
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$6.99
Clip-on earings
Honestly I think these are a massive waste of money. They are ugly and cheaply made, and the cheap metal caused an allergic reaction on the skin. Would not recommend.
None that I noticed.
Dumb looking, cheap and badly made, cheap metal.
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Published:June 22, 2009
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$9.99
Pecker scrubby
Naughty gifts and gags
A fun, silly gift for you or any friend. I would definitely recommend it, since it is cheap, and of good quality.
Long handle for hard to reach areas like the back.
It would be nice if the sponge was antibacterial.
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Published:June 21, 2009
Getting the Pecker Scrubby as a gift was a decision my partner and I are glad we made. It is one of the greatest gag gifts we have seen used. To top that off it really can function as a bath scrubby with a great length handle to get to those hard to reach spots.
Funny as a gag, can really be used if you want to try, realistic penis.
None if you take it as it is... just for a gag gift.
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Published:April 24, 2009
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$20.99
The Eva
If you are having a party with people who can be silly, and know when to laugh, then this goat is for you. If you want to scare some uptight people get this and pull it out you will SO clear out the room.
Great Gag Gift, fun to Ride, Durable
NONE
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Published:June 17, 2009
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$5.99
Penis ice mold
The ice penis mold is entertaining, and offers interesting possibilities for temperature play. For the price it provides plenty of uses and chuckles. Would be good for an adult themed event, but would need plenty of prep time.
Detailed, funny recipe book, simple to use, versatile.
Not enough stretch, recipes not useful, lip of mold should be different.
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Published:June 02, 2009
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$8.99
Stripper mug (male)
A fun, naughty, way to inject some fun into your daily coffee or tea. A novelty gift that one actually gets use out of.
Solid made mug, nice big dick, fun to use.
Don't get to choose your stud.
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Published:May 21, 2009
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$7.99
Cookie cutters - mini
Overall good novelty product. Get creative, these can be versatile. Make sure to use a good cookie dough that will hold its shape during baking. Fun to decorate.
Easy to use, durable
Smaller then I anticipated
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Published:February 19, 2009
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$59.99
Great American challenge
This is only for those bold and experienced enough to accept the "challenge". It is to be treated with the same respect as a piece of military ordnance. While this is not the largest toy I've seen on the market, it is definitely playable and satisfying. Careful use will provide you with some of the best pleasure you can get from a sex toy.
Sheer volume, varying geometry and diameters
It doesn't score high on the flimsy scale but it could be firmer at the base of the shaft.
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Published:September 23, 2008
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$7.99
Ice cube coolers - male
I was not very impressed with the ice cube coolers. I probably will not buy this again. They are very cheap and leak.
They were very cute and everyone had a good laugh while drinking their drinks.
Was very unhappy, most of them leaked and their was no more liquid in them to freeze.
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Published:June 16, 2008
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$8.99
Dick's formalwear tuxedo condom
Nice condom, with great turning on looks, but price-wise, not worth it. Try some other condoms unless you have the money to shell out on these.
Great looking
Too pricey just for the looks.
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Published:April 23, 2008
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$69.99
Bachelorette party box
The Bachelorette Party in a Box is a fantastic deal for the party planner on the go. It’s chock full of decorations and last-minute things you don’t always remember to put on your to-do list.
A big collection of novelty party goods, great for those with limited time to plan or shop.
Not quite everything you need, some of it in questionable taste.
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Published:April 16, 2008