Who said boobies and pasta can't mix? They make a lovely pasta if you ask me! From the Areola region of Italy comes Titaroni-a boobie shaped pasta where hundreds of Italian men have been enjoying the full breasted flavor for years!
Tastes normal, funny packaging, nice amount
Shape is hard to distinguish and falls apart when cooked
While this novelty item is a great concept, when it is cooked and served it is hard to distinguish the shapes. It's a great gag gift idea for anyone who wants a good laugh! Overall, the taste and quality of the noodles are good.
Great idea, cook evenly, taste like any other pasta
Planning a Christmas-time bachelorette party? Then put all the bride-to-be's presents underneath a little Christmas tree decorated with light up penises! They won't last you forever and ever, but if you're not rough, they should last a while.
Amusing, Long enough strand to decorate a mini-tree, Light up nicely
Not that there are many of us out there that want to make a Christmas tree of penises, but if you happen to be on that list, or just want an amusing gag gift, these are worth the money. The only real downside is that there's only 3 to a package.
The Penis Squeeze Keychain is a good keychain that really looks like a penis. The color is off from what the picture represents and it has an odd smell, but aside from that, it basically is a great keychain.
Cute center pieces needed? Naughty center pieces needed? These chode penis candles will do the trick! They can be lit and last a decent amount of time also, just don't expect more than one use or any wonderful scents coming from these bad boys.
Cute shape, decently made and performance, 3 colors
no scent, can get dinked easily,
Published:July 22, 2010
Having A Hard Day, Sweetie? Here, Play With My Titty. No, The One In My Hand..
If you're looking to make a one time purchase, or at least once for now, this is a great buy if you can get past the oily residue and the smell. Not the greatest choice for buying in bulk however.
Fun to squeeze and play with, Pretty realistic
Lint and dirt magnet, Smell, Residue on fingers
Published:September 09, 2010
Stressed out? Squeeze some titties!
Surprise your friends, or just have one of these sitting on your desk for conversation. Looks and feels as real as you can get for disembodied titties!
Fun to play with and surprise friends with!
Collects hair and lint, rubber chemical like smell.
Published:August 30, 2010
Red Vinyl Kitty
This Tit Was Built For Squeezin'
This toy is really cute, the paint job is very realistic, and so is the nipple! It is fun to play with, and everyone who comes over is just drawn to it. I now need to buy at least 6 more of these for my friends. :)
Adorable, Fun to squeeze, Very realistic nipple, TITTY!
Smells bad, People are always trying to steal it from you
Published:August 05, 2010
worth reading, but not useful
Lose the Stress with a Breast
Stressed out? Need to squeeze something? Something soft and squishy like a tit? Than this is the tit for you. Realistic and fun to throw around and squeeze.
Stress relief, realistic Cyberskin, comes with free 1cm dildo.
Gets dirty quickly, could be bigger for the price.
Published:July 07, 2009
The best damn stress ball period!
Tension Titties are all the rage right now among my husband's friends. They are a great deal for the price, and are very well made. Realistic, firm, and sexy fun... these stress balls have it all in one squeezable package.
This product is a great way to start a conversation and make people laugh at a party. If your party is really getting boring, just start serving people drinks with pecker cubes in them! They will get a kick out of it!
This ice tray is really awesome. I think it is fun as heck to have little penis ice cubes floating in my drink. I love that it doesn't take long at all for the ice to freeze either. This tray is great either as a present for that kinky someone in your life or a gag gift. Plus, it's really very sturdy.
Adorable, freezes quickly, easy to clean, makes other things besides ice, and very sturdy!
These blow up penises are great for a quick laugh, and come two to a box. However they'll probably be quickly forgotten unless you can come up with something creative to do to them to keep the fun going.
Box came with 2, Seem pretty durable
Almost impossible to get fully inflated, Doesn't entirely look like a penis
This pen is so cute! I'm going to have to purchase the other one soon! I have a collection of these, and this whimsical little pen was an adorable yet sexually incorporated add. This pen rocks! It even has little testicles too and a clear little cap! (Vroom is for the lights, and Bee is for the clicky sound)
Adorable purple fuzzies, Lights up! Realistic Little pink penis.
Great couples game for anyone feeling things have gotten a little stale and need ideas of how to get out of a rut. Coupon format book gives you 100 options to spice things up with some talk, some fun, or some sex. The high quality of this item won't leave you disappointed for the value price.
High quality construction and a reasonable price
Spicy! For intimate couples, not more casual relationships.
Need a way to let everybody know that you're planning the seating for a bachelorette party? Then get these little penis card holders for name tags! They're great for any occasion little tiny penises are appropriate, and you can even find them in boobies for a bachelor party.
Well made, Holds well, Cute and adorable
Not everybody might want their name held up by a little penis?
These bags from Pipedream are good for holding party favors for a bachelorette party, just not too many of them. The bags are on the thinner side and might rip. For the price it is a good buy for the set of 8.
These candles from Cal Exotics, fail to be penises and candles. They burn way to fast removing the heads and leaving scary shaft penises. The product is very cheap and the wax flakes. Don't be tempted to buy these by the low price.
Don't look cool, don't work well, flake, burn too fast, sand?
This riDICKulous ring will probably produce more icky faces than it will laughing ones. The metal is cheap and is rusted quickly. It also turns your finger green! The good thing is that this will fit on pretty much anyone.
Funny if people notice it, fits majority of fingers
Metal is cheap, rusted already, turns finger green, not obviously phallic to others
A diamond-studded ball gag that looks better than it feels. Great for short-term, light play or simply for looks. If you are squeamish about the hardcore, serious look of other gags, this is an inexpensive one to try, but it's not the best.
Quality fastenings, easy to use, sparkles, adjustable.
This poorly tasting and smelling ball gag looks and feels cheaply made. It doesn't fit smaller heads and doesn't have the safety feature of quick release. The only positive that I could even think of is the rhinestones on the side.
No quick release, doesn't fit smaller heads, bad taste, feel the seams.